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Sub-editor by day. Author by night. Dead by dawn. I collect records, build furniture, and read books.

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I am ENRANGED!

06.03.2026 14:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Got a buddy at the ground who says he's going to stay to the end of the game to avoid the crowds ๐Ÿคท #coys

05.03.2026 21:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Almost got through a "When the Spurs Go Marching in"... almost

05.03.2026 20:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Captain's armband's cursed

05.03.2026 20:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ‘€

04.03.2026 20:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
28.02.2026 08:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Reform claim of sectarian voting is so nonsensical that I can only interpret it as "Muslims shouldn't vote at all." Whether they go Labour or Green, they're not going to vote for the anti-Muslim party, lads. This is what you wanted.

27.02.2026 10:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 107 ๐Ÿ” 18 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Forgot the important detail โ€“ bumped into him *in the supermarket*

25.02.2026 17:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Back in my school days, I remember bumping into the kid whose family owned the local Chinese takeaway. He had a trolley full of cabbages โ€“ so many that they could only be for the restaurant โ€“ and I asked "Oh what dish is that for?", and I was shocked and stunned when he replied "Crispy seaweed."

25.02.2026 17:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Similarly, Reform's back-to-office policy. Who on earth wants that? Is that just for retirees who want workers to suffer as much as they did?

23.02.2026 10:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fair enough. I quite like Spence but he's been inviting so much pressure today, and still not sure about Paulinha and Gallagher. Think Solanke is decent but he's getting no service. I don't know. Such a mess.

22.02.2026 18:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Besides VDV and Simons, who would you keep in a fully fit first 11?

22.02.2026 18:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

must... endure... chalamet...

20.02.2026 21:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I AM WATCHING THIS TOO

20.02.2026 21:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oooh! Very exciting. Congrats!

20.02.2026 10:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
How tall is Imhotep?
How tall is Imhotep? YouTube video by earsfeet

If Jean stands exactly one nautical mile away from Lord Scotland, how tall is Gilgamesh?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6L0x...

20.02.2026 09:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I bet he's sweating nowโ€ฆ

19.02.2026 10:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Are you available?"

"I'm available!!"

19.02.2026 07:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Nu Genea album Nuova Napoli on vinyl

Nu Genea album Nuova Napoli on vinyl

Some kind of Italian jazz-funk electro-disco afrobeat thing, I frikkin love it

#nowplaying

18.02.2026 17:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a man in a gas mask is holding a light in a dark room ALT: a man in a gas mask is holding a light in a dark room

Mad God is currently on Channel 5 catch-up, of all places โ€“ just in case you want to be deeply disturbed by some stop-frame animation

14.02.2026 21:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€˜We should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend.โ€™

14.02.2026 07:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 33 ๐Ÿ” 15 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜‚ not seen it but walking out of a muppets movie is some serious shit

13.02.2026 11:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Absolutely stellar cast, tons of British talent, but the script is so, so saccharine it makes your lips curl up behind your gums

13.02.2026 10:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Scenes of a Sexual Nature Trailer
Scenes of a Sexual Nature Trailer YouTube video by LaughterClinicFilm

The only movie I ever walked out of was this. It was a friend's choice โ€“ but 45 minutes in we couldn't stand the tweeness, the desperate humour, the dripping pretension

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YDV...

13.02.2026 10:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

On top of that, the Waterstones stamps club thing means you get ยฃ10 back when you've spent ยฃ100. Often there's promotions on, which gives you essentially 20% back. Also Bezos can go suck a fuck.

13.02.2026 09:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But have you ever left the cinema because the film was so bad?

13.02.2026 08:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I just finished watching this film and was squealing the very same thing at the screen

13.02.2026 00:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

there's a scene in the housemaid where sydney sweeney picks up an empty gravy boat and says 'a gravy boat, i fucken love gravy, i didnt know they made these' then how did you know it was a gravy boat ????????? putting this on imdb

12.02.2026 08:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 102 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ooh, I've not seen the black and chrome version. Love that movie though

12.02.2026 20:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You have to get a good review from Lucy Mangan to receive your arts UBI

12.02.2026 10:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0