I am ENRANGED!
I am ENRANGED!
Got a buddy at the ground who says he's going to stay to the end of the game to avoid the crowds ๐คท #coys
Almost got through a "When the Spurs Go Marching in"... almost
Captain's armband's cursed
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The Reform claim of sectarian voting is so nonsensical that I can only interpret it as "Muslims shouldn't vote at all." Whether they go Labour or Green, they're not going to vote for the anti-Muslim party, lads. This is what you wanted.
Forgot the important detail โ bumped into him *in the supermarket*
Back in my school days, I remember bumping into the kid whose family owned the local Chinese takeaway. He had a trolley full of cabbages โ so many that they could only be for the restaurant โ and I asked "Oh what dish is that for?", and I was shocked and stunned when he replied "Crispy seaweed."
Similarly, Reform's back-to-office policy. Who on earth wants that? Is that just for retirees who want workers to suffer as much as they did?
Fair enough. I quite like Spence but he's been inviting so much pressure today, and still not sure about Paulinha and Gallagher. Think Solanke is decent but he's getting no service. I don't know. Such a mess.
Besides VDV and Simons, who would you keep in a fully fit first 11?
must... endure... chalamet...
I AM WATCHING THIS TOO
Oooh! Very exciting. Congrats!
If Jean stands exactly one nautical mile away from Lord Scotland, how tall is Gilgamesh?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6L0x...
I bet he's sweating nowโฆ
"Are you available?"
"I'm available!!"
Nu Genea album Nuova Napoli on vinyl
Some kind of Italian jazz-funk electro-disco afrobeat thing, I frikkin love it
#nowplaying
Mad God is currently on Channel 5 catch-up, of all places โ just in case you want to be deeply disturbed by some stop-frame animation
โWe should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend.โ
๐ not seen it but walking out of a muppets movie is some serious shit
Absolutely stellar cast, tons of British talent, but the script is so, so saccharine it makes your lips curl up behind your gums
The only movie I ever walked out of was this. It was a friend's choice โ but 45 minutes in we couldn't stand the tweeness, the desperate humour, the dripping pretension
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YDV...
On top of that, the Waterstones stamps club thing means you get ยฃ10 back when you've spent ยฃ100. Often there's promotions on, which gives you essentially 20% back. Also Bezos can go suck a fuck.
But have you ever left the cinema because the film was so bad?
I just finished watching this film and was squealing the very same thing at the screen
there's a scene in the housemaid where sydney sweeney picks up an empty gravy boat and says 'a gravy boat, i fucken love gravy, i didnt know they made these' then how did you know it was a gravy boat ????????? putting this on imdb
Ooh, I've not seen the black and chrome version. Love that movie though
You have to get a good review from Lucy Mangan to receive your arts UBI