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Shelley Harris

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Writer (JUBILEE and VIGILANTE, W&N), Creative Writing lecturer at the University of Reading. Dogs, food and various forms of anguish.

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@fotofacade.bsky.social ‘Britain … is not a land of singular identity, but of accumulation - difference held in proximity.’ I wish more people were saying this. ♥️

28.02.2026 17:49 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

‘You’re scared - I’m scared too.’ 😢 😢 😢

13.02.2026 15:33 👍 70 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

‘A piece of handsomely-mounted, crypto-facist propaganda.’ @kermodeandmayo.bsky.social’s review of Melania is utterly on the money: precise, unrelenting, sharply-contextualised. No notes.

06.02.2026 12:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That Carney speech. I forgot what a backbone looked like.

22.01.2026 10:43 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a blue cartoon character is crying with tears falling out of his eyes Alt: A blue cartoon character is crying with tears falling out of her eyes
16.01.2026 12:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Our Hendricks adopted alternative families twice (we moved house). They named him, fed him sometimes, took him in occasionally.

When he died, it was a bloke from one of those ‘second homes’ who found him and came to tell us, in tears.

King among cats. A lazy, greedy, beloved king.

16.01.2026 11:55 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

How gorgeous! Merry Christmas and much love to all of you. Xxxxx

26.12.2025 16:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They always do, my friend. They always bloody do.

21.12.2025 12:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh god - dog vomming! 🤢

21.12.2025 10:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hey, you! How richly ironic, then, that I’m getting to this ONE DAY LATER.

Please consider this your *Sunday* morning greeting. Hope the scaffolding stuff played out as you hoped.

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21.12.2025 07:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I am! Actually have been for a while, but ducked out because 😢 no-one was talking to me.
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19.12.2025 20:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you so much for your tireless work.

19.12.2025 19:00 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Anyway, this will come as absolutely zero surprise to anyone who works in the book world.

19.12.2025 16:45 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

So vile.

19.12.2025 18:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Erm… yes, because they were so shit.

(Not-so-fun fact: for a while, I volunteered with a charity offering online reading sessions to looked-after children. We read a DW book so awful I worried it would adversely impact the kid. I told the charity I wouldn’t read him again with other clients 😬.)

19.12.2025 18:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

No - he really was ghostwritten.

Hi both! Xxxxx

19.12.2025 18:19 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

As a former editor of Popbitch – and the proud owner of a legal letter sent by HarperCollins, accusing me of being "highly likely to cause serious harm to [their former star client]’s reputation both as an individual and author” – may I just say: GET IT RIGHT UP YE

19.12.2025 17:46 👍 1756 🔁 394 💬 36 📌 6

I’m sure more will come out anon. It’s been YEARS.

(Also: Merry Christmas!) xxxxx

19.12.2025 18:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Don’t let anyone tell you they didn’t know.

19.12.2025 17:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
At long, long last David Walliams’ abusive behaviour has been publicly revealed - this is a screen grab of the Telegraph article about it.

At long, long last David Walliams’ abusive behaviour has been publicly revealed - this is a screen grab of the Telegraph article about it.

At. Fucking. Last.

19.12.2025 17:44 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh, this did me good - thank you.

13.12.2025 16:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Lizzie McManus-Dail on Instagram: "You asked! Here are my favorite Christmas books that: (1) show a Brown baby Jesus/a Jesus stylistically contextual to first century Palestine; (2) invite us into... 620 likes, 26 comments - rev.lizzie on December 12, 2025: "You asked! Here are my favorite Christmas books that: (1) show a Brown baby Jesus/a Jesus stylistically contextual to first century Palesti...

@bridgeanne.bsky.social Anne - look! ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

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13.12.2025 14:06 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A pair of wellies in a pile of wet autumn leaves. 🍁

A pair of wellies in a pile of wet autumn leaves. 🍁

Morning.

10.11.2025 08:16 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Both episodes have been brilliant, and illuminating. Thanks so much to all involved.

31.10.2025 13:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Extract from the Becket biography, mentioning the ’infinitude of knights or foreigners’ in the city.

Extract from the Becket biography, mentioning the ’infinitude of knights or foreigners’ in the city.

The Becket biography on the goods brought into London ’from every nation that is under heaven’.

The Becket biography on the goods brought into London ’from every nation that is under heaven’.

The general right-wing freakout about London as a multicultural city doesn’t stand up very well to … an actual awareness of history, does it? This twelfth-century text (William fitzStephen’s biography of Thomas Becket) sees it as part of what makes the city thrive.

25.09.2025 14:49 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Last week: we roll out the red carpet for a fascist.

This week: our Health Secretary has to go on morning television to reassure the public that, counter to that same fascist’s claims, paracetamol does not *checks notes* cause autism.

23.09.2025 13:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gutted not to be at the anti-Trump march today. If you’re going - thank you! Please shout for those of us who won’t be there. No quarter for fascists.

17.09.2025 07:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
There’s just no other way to describe this. It’s a man standing next to a cat. Which seems to be levitating. Neither party seems unduly concerned.

There’s just no other way to describe this. It’s a man standing next to a cat. Which seems to be levitating. Neither party seems unduly concerned.

Please enjoy my mother-in-law’s painting, which I like to call ‘Man with Levitating Cat’.

27.08.2025 16:43 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Sky News headline: ‘More than 500 people arrested after Palestine Action protest - with almost half aged 60 and above.’

Sky News headline: ‘More than 500 people arrested after Palestine Action protest - with almost half aged 60 and above.’

Yeah, not quite what I expected when a human rights lawyer became PM. Thought he might mind a bit more about genocide, but OK yeah, yeah , cool.

11.08.2025 11:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Herbs steeping is n cream & milk.

Herbs steeping is n cream & milk.

Annie Leibovitz’s 1984 photo of Whoopi Goldberg in a bath of milk.

Annie Leibovitz’s 1984 photo of Whoopi Goldberg in a bath of milk.

Unexpectedly beautiful pommes dauphinoise prep making me think of Whoopi Goldberg.

08.08.2025 15:15 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0