JA

Went grocery shopping after work, made dinner, built a Gameboy Lego set, and now giggling in bed with this guy I happened to marry. Life’s good.

Lol

I’m heading to a coffee shop right now. Anyone need anything?

Slice this kabob stick 🍖

I made it to the gym, and it’s the golden coral beef parade hour here. 💪🏽

So, shit will replace poop

I hope Kristi Noem never finds peace now that she’s an unemployed.

You’re the exception 😮‍💨😈

😜😘

It’s like no one wants to text 6’2ft good man with dark features and a kind soul anymore.

DUI

Britney Britney Britney….you’re too old to be acting this way bish.

Which is worse though? Brain worms guy or the guy who tracks his 20-year-old son’s nightly erection frequency?

Us

I’m sure I’ll jinx myself saying this, but I haven’t gotten sick in a really long time. I want to believe I’ve boosted my immunity from all the working out.

*respectfully

Lol

The two guys sitting in the steam room with me earlier felt like they were competing with each other for the most coughs.

Every single person I’ve met from Bloosky has been a disaster.

So, as long as you’re consistent with this trend, I don’t see why not.

Aren’t you 40?

The beach!? Let’s get a hold of ourselves. At best, this is patio weather.

Good!

👀

Pro tip: avoid the Middle East

@gentlegrngiant.bsky.social’s home

Yes sirrr. My nipple tassels can finally enjoy some sun.

Well now I’m envious

It’s been a bleak winter. Let me have this!

The ones were all the sluts live on