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Watched The Hunt again, easily a top ten movie for me. Betty Gilpin for president.

08.03.2026 05:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Sweet Livin' 45s vol 1, by clarence johnson 33 track album

It is BANDCAMP FRIDAY! If you like groovy, low-to-mid-fi beats to jam out to, try my concept mix, built off a single box of thrashed 45s from my local record store

drumbeats.bandcamp.com/album/sweet-...

06.03.2026 16:38 👍 1 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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Sweet Livin' 45s vol 1, by clarence johnson 33 track album

It is BANDCAMP FRIDAY! If you like groovy, low-to-mid-fi beats to jam out to, try my concept mix, built off a single box of thrashed 45s from my local record store

drumbeats.bandcamp.com/album/sweet-...

06.03.2026 16:38 👍 1 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Ear doctor: Don’t use Q-Tips
Me already imagining putting a screw driver I found in the driveway in my ear when I get home: I womt

06.03.2026 00:50 👍 3577 🔁 491 💬 36 📌 11
(Neil) Merryweather & (Lynn) Carey - Five Days On The Trail [1971 Soul / Funk Rock. USA / Canada]
(Neil) Merryweather & (Lynn) Carey - Five Days On The Trail [1971 Soul / Funk Rock. USA / Canada] YouTube video by The Day After The Sabbath

to wit:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gyhe...

06.03.2026 00:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We used to make funky white ladies in this country, but the recipe was lost in 1983 in a fire in the Hollywood Hills

06.03.2026 00:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“Clance do you have an updated headshot for this PowerPoint we’re sending to the client?”

Let me just check my Business Nudes folder

05.03.2026 16:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Is that like a business sext?”

05.03.2026 16:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

There’s a recreation of a coal mine so you can test the “children long for the mines” theory in person

05.03.2026 15:16 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

State historical society museum is real good

05.03.2026 15:15 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Only half-joking here, but Dilla and Madlib

05.03.2026 12:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

absolutely wrecking lord british top to bottom career-ending style in a dj battle

05.03.2026 01:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Clarence Johnson Listener Favorites Vol 3 The Getup : Clarence Johnson : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive this is a video for the remixtape Listener Favorites volume 3 by clarence johnson

archive.org/details/clar... i can show you better than i can tell you

05.03.2026 00:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

lollllll even better, undercooked rather than over. At least there’s hope someone will humiliate you in a way that allows for personal growth. Good luck!

05.03.2026 00:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sounds like you’ve had too much iPad grandpa

05.03.2026 00:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What’s this “we” shit

05.03.2026 00:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Like a million of them! It’s a solved problem. There are interesting problems or software that still exist to be solved and made, but not by uninteresting people.

04.03.2026 22:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The staggering number of bespoke “to do” or “productivity” apps I’ve seen people post about reveal a deeply unwell people. Everyone convinced they’re suboptimal, but with the perfect software they can Be Optimized

04.03.2026 22:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Which one is Sir Jimmy

04.03.2026 21:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As someone who has never really cracked the right recipe for snares consistently, salute

04.03.2026 17:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

RIP Bob Power you made the snares on the first Roots album too loud and piercing but you figured it out thereafter

04.03.2026 17:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s tough because we’re heavily propagandized to ignore the bipartisan consensus of The Empire, but it’s gotta break if we want to survive as a nation.

04.03.2026 16:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I let em know, but there’s just some lines I can’t cross. You can’t show kids Schindler’s List in high school and then expect them to make exceptions to the lessons they took from it some day in the future. Sooner or later something’s gonna give in the heart of the empire.

04.03.2026 16:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Congrats to you both, Iowa needs the good example

04.03.2026 14:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Discovered a bunch of nonessential personnel in the damn garden shed and shooed them out into the alley

04.03.2026 14:25 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Evacuating nonessential personnel from the embassy in West Branch

04.03.2026 14:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He’s on CNN rn and I don’t think he’s changed his clothes, this man slept under his desk

04.03.2026 14:13 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I transformed into an ABLETON, LINUX WHEN?? guy yesterday

04.03.2026 13:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“But my dad was in the army” well yeah he was heavily propagandized to join a force for great evil in the world, I dunno what to tell you.

04.03.2026 00:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

For me, it was about 20 years of straight D ticket voting before it just became so obvious I wouldn’t be able to look myself in the eye anymore unless I started acting in a way that prioritized not doing shit I couldn’t live with.

02.03.2026 23:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0