JΛCKΆL-ANTERN🎃

ON TODAY’S PODCAST EPISODE: TWO ASEXUALS TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHAT A THIRST TRAP IS

RIP TO A FUCKING LEGEND D’ANGELO, U WERE TRULY THE GREATEST TO EVER DO IT

THIS ONE HURTS MAN…

WHAT IF I JUST RELEASED A SUPER GROOVY HOUSE MIX, YA KNOW, JUST FOR KICKS?

WHO INVENTED THIS MACHINE AND WHY IS IT THE ONLY LEG MACHINE IN MY GYM THIS IS A CRIME

ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER MIGHT JUST BE FILM OF THE DECADE, SOUND DESIGN AND CINEMATOGRAPHY ABSOLUTELY FLOORED ME

WHAT IF, HEAR ME OUT, 🐕

AND SIMULTANEOUSLY, 🫳🏻

THOUGHTS? WILLING TO TRY, INTERESTED PARTIES CONTACT ME

NEVERMIND I LISTENED TO IT AND YOU ARE TRULY JUSTIFIED

NOTE TO SELF: STOP EATING NOTHING FOR BREAKFAST AND WONDERING WHY IM STARVING AT NOON

BEST PART OF RECOVERING FROM A COLD IS THE SICK NASTY DEATH METAL GROWLS YOU CAN DO FOR A FEW DAYS AFTER

WHAT DA DOG DOIN

TIME STAMP: EVERY 5 MINUTES

I FINALLY FOUND A PLACE TO PUT MY PAPEP

TAKE THE MIGRAINE TO COURT

WHAT IF THE PUMPKINS LIKE THE DICKS? I DON’T WANT THEM TO BE LONELY

PLEASE STOP TRYING TO START CONVERSATION IN THE GYM LOCKER ROOM I AM UNCOMFORTABLE ENOUGH AS IT IS

SHOUTOUT TO THE TWINK WHO BARKED AT ME WHEN I COMPLIMENTED THEIR TWIN FANTASY PIN UR AN INSPIRATION

I LOVE UR HELLFIRE HAT!
GOOD LUCK WITH THE PERFORMANCE!!

THIS SAD FOLK MUSIC IN PARTICULAR

GOING FROM POUNDING MY BRAIN WITH EDM FOR A WEEK STRAIGHT TO LISTENING TO SAD FOLK MUSIC IS A DIFFERENT KIND OF DYSPHORIA

NEW DYNAMIC UNLOCKED

BORN TO *distorted kick* *distorted kick* *distorted kick* *distorted kick* *distorted kick* *distorted kick* *distorted kick* *distorted kick*

FORCED TO LOCK IN

HARNESS THE POWER OF E

SHARE YOUR BOUNTY WITH THE FOX NOMAD FOR 7 YEARS OF GOOD LUCK

I SOLEMNLY SWEAR NEVER TO BE HORNY ON MAIN UNLESS ITS REAALLY REAALLY GOOD

WELL WELL WELL, LOOK WHO DECIDED TO SHOW UP