Ren, Noted Boat Media Enthusiast

You are such a fucking lifesaver thank you

Go on bluesky to look at fun art to escape the horrors, everyone is reposting the horrors and there is still no way to turn off reposts :(

Purchase $100 game. Play $100 game. Receive $85 game. Return $100 game within refund window.

Profit*

(You play with the pokemans and the pokemans are your friends)

Thank you accepting my invitation to come sail away with me on this musical adventure

Narrator sees a bunch of angels they try to coax him away from earth narrator goes with them and realizes that they're fucking aliens lmao

Partner, listening to 'come sail away' by styx: damn this song fuckin rules

Me: I know right? Crazy that it's about an alien abduction

Partner: ..... it's about WHAT????

Enshittification in modern everything including actor's faces

Watching sound of music and it's beautiful how much everyone's face moves and matches the feeling they're trying to express

I just think they should start by arguing about Mary Wollstonecraft and end having terrible, sloppy, passionate sex in Cressida's neon pink bed

Twin Peaks logo font over the road into town saying April 1805 Napoleon is now master of Europe. Only the British fleet stands before him: Oceans are now battlefields

Look I know Cressida and Eloise won't be endgame but like wow what if it was what if we could live that dream

stared at browt so much i had a vision

Watching the birdcage and the older I get the more I wanna drown val in the ocean

Congrats on getting through our first real storm!!! This is our first year with a snowblower and it has been an insane game changer. You don't need it 99% of the year but that 1% tho

Easy peasy snowpocalyse here on the island. Got somewhere between two and three feet but me and partner were able shovel out ourselves, neighbor across the street, and neighbors next door. Thank you $50 snowblower I got at a yard sale and thank you other partner for taking care of the bebe

They are ready for the snoo snoo storm

Snurricane

No fucking joke I put on the Purple Rain music video and hours of screaming stopped like THAT

I would pay untold riches for a kiss from my perfect dog

Calling this darkest dungeon party composition Fleetwood Mac

Until like the last third of the movie inglorious basterds really is "tense, high stakes conversations: the film"

New York is so beautiful

watching the new bridgerton season and IM SORRY but as a hostess seating arrangements are important and I'm tired of pretending that they're not

Spouse: more and more I feel like our house is becoming a ship

Me: that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me

Nothing but respect for MY boys in green*

*NYC sanitation workers