marioravioli

going into a supermarket with a comically large spoon in my hand and frantically asking someone where the desserts are at

Picture of a hedgehog in a garden. A headline reads 'hedgehogs will clock to garden with 1 easy change in October'

Install a Mario Kart Arcade GP machine

yay!!!

🫂🫂🫂

A random Nichijou frame from EP16.

steely dan really flopped with gaucho imma be real

People Bought Weird Things With Our Amazon Affiliate Link YouTube video by Matt and Tom

see: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JQD...

🎵 stompin on the avenue by radio city with a

trans sister and a large sum of money to spend~

[steely dan voice] cocksucker - cocksucker deluxe

foxfucker - foxfucker for what

macadamiaaaaaa nuts, i, could, eat a whole, bunch of 'emmmm

[guitars]

as i was typing this my lecturer knocked their umbrella over
my posts have too much aura i am too powerful

joyposting hours
i love my friends and life is great actually
shoutout

technology sucks

vanilla candle on the go
we win these

if she’s inside me, and I’m inside her… then who’s driving this thing?!

just ate an entire thing of mozzarella sticks

Mockup screenshot showing Windows Vista's log on screen, stylized after Mac OS X Leopard.

Ditto, desktop. The Windows menu (Apple menu) can be seen open.

Desktop with Control Panel (System Preferences) and Contacts (Address Book) open.

Something's wrong with my Windows Vista install.

booooo

its not that you’re eating the EARTHWORMS, its that you aren’t *sharing* the EARTHWORMS

omg special interest reference
i love pink floyd animals

i miss tesco value branded things

i should store skittles in the fridge more often

weird al show good

gm

i misread this as “banana cake” and then saw carrots in the top left and got so thrown off-guard 😭

The Microsoft Visual FoxPro 95 splash screen, but it's been edited to say Microsoft Visual BoxProBroProBroProFoxBox™

a poster for absolute cinema shows a man sitting in a chair ALT: a poster for absolute cinema shows a man sitting in a chair

“Haribo declined to comment when approached by the BBC.”

FUCK

Drawing of a puppy laying next to a plush bunny with the caption; "I hope you heal from the things you don't talk about"

Healing

the only social platform you REALLY need is something accessed primarily from a device barely able to do web browsing, let alone video. ideally said device has two screens. and ideally the platform uses "stars" instead of "likes". that's right I'm talking about Flipnote Hatena

you wouldn’t get it