TheMan2000

Nah man, Daisy's just built like that

This is the bane of my existence right now.
Can this website please not suck FOR FIVE MINUTES

Great, now it won't even show me posts older than 25 minutes. Lovely.

My man knows how to treat her RIGHT

somebody used the Garry's Mod inflate tool

shemen

Guh, your art makes my brain do *many things*!!

She chased a car and brought back a chew toy

Bruh
back in my day, you just got a one-week account suspension and a scary email when you swore in roblox chat

I like futanari but I'm not picky otherwise

Recursion be like

Oh my fucking god this is getting aggravating.

Hey, don't knock it 'till you try it

I'll keep that in mind; my bad

if they have a puss, i think futanari is acceptable
especially since girls don't magically grow penises very often in real life

A delicious cup of s l u d g e

God DAMMIT Bluesky, let me see old posts in my following feed! Fuck! I don't check my phone constantly all day, I check it at the end of my day; I'd like to see the posts people made after I went to sleep. And stop giving me "we ran out of posts, here's posts you didn't ask for" crap.

If they don't go halfway across the tit you're doin' it wrong.

I need to get fucking haunted, pronto

white cheddar cheezits are excellent

Don't you and your father have a restraining order? or am i misremembering that

Does it make slide whistle noises when he does it?

Same.

If anybody ever notices that I follow someone who posts AI ""art"", *please* tell me so I can unfollow and block them; I'm not necessarily great at spotting it every time.

Snowballs :3

At least with MTG the card almost always describes exactly what it does. YuGiOh card descriptions seem much more vague

As it should be; perfect cartoon sitcom setting

This vexes me.

I'm imagining the club penguin dance now

wiggle worm