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@jamjamphx

More shitty than witty. Bad opinions, worse jokes. I yell about soccer and life.

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The Northern Guard Supporters stand in solidarity with the players of Detroit City FC and the USLPA. 🚩✊

07.03.2026 02:55 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck em

07.03.2026 03:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing glasses and a blue vest says i 'm sure it will be fine ALT: a man wearing glasses and a blue vest says i 'm sure it will be fine
21.01.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was pro verdigris once. They have gone too far.

21.01.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is beyond even my level of fuckery, bud. I have no answers.

21.01.2026 20:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a jersey with the number 34 on it is holding a trash can ALT: a man wearing a jersey with the number 34 on it is holding a trash can
21.01.2026 19:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Bullshit fake verdigris DCFC crest

Bullshit fake verdigris DCFC crest

Why is the club using this dogshit logo as the official logo on the league website? Why are we not using the best crest in US Soccer?

21.01.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Put your hands up for Detroit!

13.01.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have 3. My brother, mom, and one of my best friends of 35 years.

They've all had the same numbers for at least 20 years.

13.01.2026 02:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bummer

13.01.2026 01:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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GUYS I'M JUMPING IN THE RIVER FOR SPECIAL OLYMPICS AGAIN ON 2/27!

PLEASE DONATE AND SHARE, I'LL DO THE HARD PART SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO!

www.classy.org/fundraiser/6...

12.01.2026 22:23 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Preschool Teacher Arrested After Speaking Out VsΒ Trump A preschool teacher is now among those arrested after speaking out against Donald Trump.

Preschool Teacher Arrested After Speaking Out VsΒ Trump

A preschool teacher is now among those arrested after speaking out against Donald Trump.

06.01.2026 22:20 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Cross stitch pattern with 4 vibrators and text below them that reads, "good vibes only"

Cross stitch pattern with 4 vibrators and text below them that reads, "good vibes only"

I realized that I didn't specify but obviously I meant good (only the best) vibes.

06.01.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWe brought their captain a 6 pack.”

These were truly the glory days of soccer’s growth here.

06.01.2026 12:53 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Whoa

06.01.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not my favorite, but I would still smash an entire package πŸ˜‚

06.01.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.01.2026 22:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sending love and vibes y'alls way πŸ–€πŸ–€

06.01.2026 22:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Donate to Help Our Family Navigate a Liver Transplant Journey, organized by Sandra Marek During the week prior to Thanksgiving 2025, our lives changed abruptl… Sandra Marek needs your support for Help Our Family Navigate a Liver Transplant Journey

One of my best dudes is going thru it right now. I know times are tough for everyone, but literally anything helps. If you can't donate, I'd be grateful if you can at least share this for me. I need my friend to stick around and get better.

gofund.me/b8ddf9ec5

31.12.2025 16:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
Pittsburgh Riverhounds and FC Tulsa players emerging for the USL Championship final.

Pittsburgh Riverhounds and FC Tulsa players emerging for the USL Championship final.

Players of FC Tulsa and Pittsburgh Riverhounds emerge for the USL final wearing shirts calling for better working conditions. The USLPA want "real wages, safety, healthcare, and year-round support."

"Pro rel? Try pro standards first," reads the message on the shirts.

22.11.2025 17:32 πŸ‘ 191 πŸ” 55 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 6
DCFC player Steve Carroll squatting behind two trophies on a field filled with confetti. He is pouring a can of Stroh's beer into his mouth.

DCFC player Steve Carroll squatting behind two trophies on a field filled with confetti. He is pouring a can of Stroh's beer into his mouth.

There will never be another like Stephen Carroll. From the amateur ranks, to our first professional level captain. The success we have had in the USL has been in large part because of the leadership of Stevie both in the locker room and on the backline.

Once City, Always City

20.11.2025 02:10 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This year, NGS Cares is collecting shelf-stable donations to fill take home food boxes this Thanksgiving season for our friends at Ruth Ellis Center, and we need your help!

Donations can be made in person, purchased through our Amazon Wishlist, or monetarily direct to REC!

07.11.2025 16:55 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

stuff like dick cheney dying on election day reaffirms many of my personal religious beliefs

04.11.2025 14:54 πŸ‘ 1966 πŸ” 160 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 6
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04.11.2025 15:26 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

These are the only ones I like, and it's a crime that they are not more readily available

31.10.2025 05:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So they're also the hard, plastic ones? Or you mean they don't look any different than these these short, but girthy twizzlers?
(Sorry if my question doesn't make sense I'm high and Google isn't helping)

31.10.2025 05:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They are strawberry- but aren't the long, plasticky ones also strawberry?

31.10.2025 04:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Why are regular Twizzlers so nasty, but these
mini ones for Halloween are goddamn delicious?

Why can't we have the good Twizzlers all year long???

31.10.2025 04:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Y'all, as a kid who grew up food-insecure, plz don't do this. There is nothing more demoralizing as a little kid than being reminded of your family's poverty. We looked forward to Halloween bc it was the 1 chance to be like every other kid and get access to treats the food banks never gave out.

29.10.2025 13:55 πŸ‘ 1330 πŸ” 486 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
1,200 Michigan workers are about to lose their income and their health insuranceβ€”right before the holidays. And it’s not like GM can’t afford to reassign them. Last year alone, GM’s $30M CEO authorized the company to spend $6 billion to buy its own stocks to inflate its stock price, rather than innovating to protect jobs for their workers. This used to be illegal. Now it’s being weaponized to throw workers out in the cold. Companies should care more about their workers than Wall Street.

1,200 Michigan workers are about to lose their income and their health insuranceβ€”right before the holidays. And it’s not like GM can’t afford to reassign them. Last year alone, GM’s $30M CEO authorized the company to spend $6 billion to buy its own stocks to inflate its stock price, rather than innovating to protect jobs for their workers. This used to be illegal. Now it’s being weaponized to throw workers out in the cold. Companies should care more about their workers than Wall Street.

General Motors should care more about their workers than Wall Street.

29.10.2025 17:00 πŸ‘ 53 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0