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internet man put thing on internet https://www.youtube.com/@CrimesNewRoman patreon.com/CrimesNewRoman

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will never get enough videos shitting on the new york times

07.03.2026 15:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Lily Alexandre β€” Why the New York Times Loves Stupid Questions

Out now on Nebula:

Why the New York Times Loves Stupid Questions

05.03.2026 14:05 πŸ‘ 966 πŸ” 113 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 14

Friend and I absolutely smoked our first run in say the spire 2 and wondered if the balancing of the game was a little off because it felt easy. Got obliterated before the act one boss in the second run. All is good with the world.

07.03.2026 15:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

people who make apps like this should be not allowed to access the internet

07.03.2026 07:08 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Your Phone Is (Not) Killing You | Crimes New Roman Get more from Crimes New Roman on Patreon

New big video is up on patreon. One of my favorite ones. Done a lot for it, felt a lot for it. Will be on youtube tomorrow.

07.03.2026 01:24 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Marathon Ruined My Life
Marathon Ruined My Life YouTube video by Crimes New Roman

Now that Marathon is out I feel reaffirmed on the thesis of this video of mine from 8 months ago saying that new Marathon is hollow thematic and philosophic experience despite being a game i'm actually having fun playing.

06.03.2026 22:55 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Unfortunately, β€œYo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

06.03.2026 13:38 πŸ‘ 9395 πŸ” 2120 πŸ’¬ 87 πŸ“Œ 34

Insane use of the inoxerative clause

Slurs really did just fill the chat. I guess that’s why you gotta replace your water filter

06.03.2026 14:15 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

everyone learning and experimenting and figuring things out during its initial phase is what makes it so interesting and people trying to speedrun that phase into optimization territory bother the fuck out of me

06.03.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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there needs to be a law that bans youtubers from making "guides" and breakdowns and teir lists of every iota of a game after it comes out for like a month or else they get drone striked by the government

06.03.2026 14:42 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Go to a trans punk show at a bar some time and see that counterculture is still very much alive

05.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 249 πŸ” 55 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

if you stop I’ll have to go back to making my own thumbnails and we can’t have that

06.03.2026 02:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Basically any gamer company works with biggots, anytime I see a gamersupps sponsorship I immediately dislike the person who took it less

06.03.2026 02:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You guys gotta do more collabs to cross pollinate some audiences (WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE)

06.03.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Google pledges roughly three hours of its annual profit to fight climate change Google and others are committing $100 million to combat climate change.

The perfect headline doesn’t exi…

05.03.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 7490 πŸ” 2171 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 65

We were promised that the rich were going to leave NYC after Mamdani won and instead we have this...

05.03.2026 11:12 πŸ‘ 458 πŸ” 94 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

This is from one of the former Infinity Ward/Call of Duty co-founders:

05.03.2026 09:16 πŸ‘ 3021 πŸ” 875 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 21

@charalanahzard.bsky.social i beg you to tell your handsome boyfriend to bring his game to PC or i will cry

04.03.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

we gotta make our own game awards

04.03.2026 23:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@ttbngaming.bsky.social bro

04.03.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m fully convinced these guys never actually play video games unless they’re engaging with a game purely because it’s a cultural hot point for the unwashed

04.03.2026 17:21 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I love people who get high and mighty in YouTube comments while being too cowardly to ever post any content themselves

04.03.2026 17:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œGame journalists are bad at video games”

04.03.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

THIS IS FUCKING BLEAK

04.03.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 218 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0

Returnal is one of my favorite games of the past decade and I have no interest in buying a PS5 so if Saros isn’t coming to PC makes me so unbelievably sad

04.03.2026 13:52 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i'll know i've made it when i have a page on wikifeet

04.03.2026 03:35 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In the last decade, the Atlantic has not platformed a single trans person to speak about issues affecting them or the broader trans community. Not a single one. Yet, they have monthly screeds by Helen Lewis and endless money to pay random transphobic grifters to pump stuff like this out.

03.03.2026 18:12 πŸ‘ 2149 πŸ” 485 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 14
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The β€œgamers” are improving marathon designs with AI. I’m endlessly fascinated at how everything has to be porn with these guys

03.03.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0

totally, it's not a perfect analogy but i think the similar framing around moral panics is still useful

03.03.2026 18:19 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i personally think you can acknowledge tech ghouls efforts to make addictive platforms as well as the broader societal aimlessness we suffer as a culture for reasons people get addicted to social media and phones. Fixing the latter will make the former less effective. Banning social media ain't it

03.03.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0