WillieMillersMoustache

Reasserting my absolute contempt and precisely zero time for Labourwonk whines about how mean the press are to their special Keirdaddy.

A) They're the fucking government
B) They can regulate the media properly any time they fucking like (see A))
C) The press are largely their pet hoors in Scotland

Keni Badenoch is a Labour sleeper agent whose only purpose is to make Starmer look competent in comparison.

No I am not and no there will not.

British family stranded in Middle East after Foreign Office errors Nusaybah Sattar and five relatives were kept off evacuation flight despite holding tickets and UK passports

“Sattar’s husband contacted the Home Office, which said they did not have the correct visas to enter the United Kingdom. Every member of the family is a British national and had their UK passports in hand while attempting to board the plane.”

Look if we're going to keep on pretending this isn't a joke country.

We'll need a teensy weensy bit more than quietly resigning from one of your gentlemans clubs. By way of retribution for exploiting a global crisis to rob the country blind and costing the lives of emergency workers.

This isn’t a hallucination, Michael Gove. You’ve never explained the millions you disbursed to buddies with your crony Covid Contracts.

Cashing in on the worst public health crisis in a century should disbar people from public life permanently.

www.bylinesupplement.com/p/we-need-to...

Conservative peer quits after Lords probe into PPE deals It comes after a Lords standards probe into his contacts with ministers and advisers during the pandemic.

Tory peer quits after investigation into PPE role

(No, not that one)

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

ian huntley is dead. i'll always remember how the british press attempted to incite hatred against the trans community by reporting he was transitioning, then apologised to him for incorrect reporting instead of apologising to trans people

How to say "f##k you, Scots!" without saying "f##k you, Scots!"
Decolonisation now, support Liberation Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

It means we're already baw deep.

Two months until Scotland decides.

Stay stuck in broken Brexit Britain, or choose the fresh start of independence.

That wealthier, fairer future for Scotland is possible. On May 7, vote SNP to make it a reality.

Despite no desire for it amongst voters, the spineless UK government looks set to follow American orders and join their ridiculous war.

Trying to soften us up to the idea. Clearly they've been told by the US that they're going in.

Love the response 🤣

Alistair Carmichael MP (Orkney/Shetland LD) on LBC re the number of Bailiffs being used by English Water Companies. He didn’t even mention Scottish Water as a publicly owned comparison. Unionists daren’t talk up Scotland, as it exposes their hypocrisy. Labour’s shame is Sarwar’s problem. Vote SNP🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Mobile infantry made me the man I am today

Douglas Ross getting emptied.

#ThingsYouLikeToSee

I saw a goose flying backwards, a squirrel recount verses of Horace, and here is Simon Jenkins with a correct take

This is, of course, something that is applied to the SNP as well. From blithe assertions that independence is just the same as Brexit, to Lammy calling the SNP a "national security threat", to baseless smears (usually from the profoundly ignorant) that Scottish nationalists are in league with Putin.

Graph: “The combined vote share of the two main parties has fallen to just 37 per cent”. Arrow pointing at the cliff face drop off since 2017. Text added by me: Something decisive must have changed here. But what?

I won’t keep you in suspense: the answer is “Politicians and their media friends realised they could just say and do whatever the fuck they wanted to - no matter how wildly irresponsible and damaging - and nobody would be able to stop them, because they were holding all the microphones”.

I worked for years on a campaign to end the handcuffing of children in the care system.

This is in breach of the UN convention of the rights of child, and is simply, truly evil, and I don’t use the word lightly.

Naomi was on OGWYN with Peter Geoghegan a few years ago where he mentioned the left lacked waht the right gains from a well funded tufton street.

Et Voila.

Except they're not really on the left are they?

Lots of people asking why men aren't being tested.

a) your standard, everyday patriarchy

b) it's widely known a non-zero number of cis women will "fail" this crude test. It's less widely appreciated some cis male athletes would "pass" - at which point the entire farce would become unsupportable.

move slow and repair things

"SHIT"
"FUCK"
"NO"
"FUCK"
"SHIT"
"FUCK"

Do we think the MOD and UK Government just missed the US moving all their gear to the Middle East, using UK bases which they asked to use for this purpose in February?

No. I don't think they did.

Right now govt is making up an obviously false “saving” to justify its imm, while ignoring the obviously true cost of that policy (treasury projections assume a level of net migration Home Sec opposes and which is unlikely to happen). And these ppl wonder why trust in politics is declining.

a screen shot from a uk government war is ace tiktok

keir starmers massive head shooting helicopters out of its mouth

Keir's massive head will shoot helicopters to protect us

Surprise! The Home Secretary has told another falsehood about her immigration plans

I suppose after two world wars it was Britain's turn to turn up late.

I'm sure it's a pure coincidence that all the people who Streeting takes 'expert advice' from have an easily discoverable anti-trans bias.