Bhai Bidhi Chand stole horses from the Mughals that were forcibly taken from the Sikhs and delivered them back to Guru Hargobind Dev Ji

*mortal kombat voice*

ENSHITTIFICATION

A picture of Marco Rubio shoes that are too large for him

I’m a grown man who works for the president of the United States who is afraid to not wear the shoes he bought me that do not fit

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

long sandwich

liminal state

christians looking for jesus in every war we start, every missile we fire, every conquering despot we crown, and never in the one place jesus promised he could be found: among the poor, the starving, the oppressed.

I hate it. it’s so stupid.

I have more in common with any Iranian than with any of the ghouls who have run my country my whole life

“we’re gonna keep the dead suckers and losers to a minimum, maybe.”

My brother, we had to explain a 1/3 pound burger was bigger than a quarter pound burger and still failed

they wish to create, and then enslave, God.

that’s real life

a small Bay of Pigs the size of a large Bay of Pigs.

We're at a point where there are no cheap options to retreat to and no price points that guarantee quality. Every run-down studio is $1400, every fast food meal is $17, every luxury condo has peel-n-stick tiles, every $300 pair of boots falls apart. Endless expensive mediocrity.

lol

sunsofcarcosa Badge image. Feb 3 my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called "honorable knight" youll be zonked out of your gourd me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit 5 minutes later: only in death does duty end my buddy pacing: i am the sword and the hand that wields it

is this anything

what a terrible day to have eyes and ears

Budweiser horses bowing to Mecca, things of that nature.

this is just my Dad 24/7/365

stream chat informed me of this new incredible wojak

i got a new toothbrush and it says "not tested on animals" on the box. i fuckin hope not. i gotta put that in my mouth

i asked local homeless guy who gets beat up every day for the keys to his house

greetings! we are the united states of america. our key exports are rc planes that bomb hospitals and lake-drinking robots that tell people to kill themselves

I look at a motherfucker like this and think, “maybe phrenology had some merit.”

ask not for whom the lunk heads, it heads for thee.