Again @jkbjournalist.bsky.social jersey should be in the RAFTERS of whatever journalism is
And she gets one free shot on the person of her choosing who most hobbled these stories
Dunno if it counts but Strange Days is up there
omg of course! our wars have been too woke before now, *that's* why they never worked out! god it seems so obvious once you say it out loud
I guess they were like “if we’re doing all the fuckups of reconstruction again then let’s bring back an uncompromisingly bigoted left wing too”
Nah…you’re spot on.
The PB Max candy bar logo
Stella, when someone says the letters “PB” for any reason a weird little voice in my head quietly mutters “PB doesn’t stand for penguin blackbelt” because of the commercials for these
DONT YOU DARE
SCOOP — Body camera footage obtained as a result of my lawsuit against the DC Metropolitan PD confirms DOGE and the Trump administration openly admitted they were entering private property when they raided the building on March 17, 2025. That didn't stop MPD from breaking down the doors.
My report:
Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs
WHY DO PERSIAN JEWS LIVE IN LA
WHAT HAPPENED TO IRAN'S JEWS THAT THEYRE SUCH A SMALL PART OF IRAN'S POPULATION
wonder what they're going to come up with when "let's just do war crimes" doesn't work either bsky.app/profile/atru...
"It's maintained at CBS" is going to provide zero comfort to CNNers.
I think I was just going “yuuuuuup” the entire article
I'm not sure why certain people think I'm obligated to tolerate weird obscenities being shouted at me by strangers but I'm just gonna block you if you come in hot like that. Life's too short
Kalshi employees "kind of understand that without the tweets and the streamers and all of the social-media stuff that the traders do for them, usually just for free, their marketing would be a lot harder," said Jack Campion, 20, a junior at the University of Wisconsin-Madison and a Kalshi affiliate. In September, Kalshi briefly signed up a 15-year-old videogame streamer who goes by vertid online to promote its brand on X as an affiliate. A week later, Kalshi ended the partnership. "Yo brother, legal team confirmed that we can't work with minors rn," a Kalshi employee wrote to the user in messages reviewed by the Journal. "Kinda sad tbh."
what the fuck are we doing
www.wsj.com/business/med...
Look on the bright side: at least the acolyte didn’t get a second season bsky.app/profile/just...
“One way to look at the rise of Donald Trump is as part of a decades-long backlash among the American leadership class to the idea of accountability,” @adamserwer.bsky.social argues:
Where do I sign
HOLY SHIIIT
Been waiting so long for Half-Life 3 that the fall of mankind is occurring first
Been waiting for Half-Life 3 so long that Half-Life 4 already came out
Been waiting so long for Half-Life 3 I’m gonna start calling it Whole Life
What about that one with hurdles with that add and subtract guys
Microsoft announces that next XBox will play both XBox games and that fake game where the king keeps fucking up
I, too, think tens of thousands of people should go to prison because sometimes I smell something I don't like
UPDATE: dude you would not believe the stories I’m hearing about this woman from like 8 other people since I put this post up.
He really thought he had something here huh
txttletale on tumblr: "wizard who's too lazy to name things properly and so can't ever find the incantation she's looking for bc her spellbook is full of spells called shit like 'aaaa1' and 'asdfghjk'." ctrl-salt-delete: "fireball_v2-jan2020-new(1)"
Begrudgingly, with head wound: thank you
Wow so many, but let's go with: I'm an alum of a (co-ed) frat whose alums include both Ben Stein and Ilhan Omar's daughter
