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25 | they/them | the 'tism I live in Colorado, a state I like an irrational amount. Vivo en Colorado, un estado que me gusta irracionalmente.

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I mean the limit is 5 million but it will always be infinitely close to that number instead of, y'know, at 5 million.

05.03.2026 21:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do you think the number of subscribers has a horizontal asymptote at 5 million? That is, the limit as x (# of subs) approaches infinity it never approaches 5 million?

05.03.2026 21:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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29.10.2025 20:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 6037 ๐Ÿ” 1106 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 37 ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
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04.11.2025 20:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 7052 ๐Ÿ” 1803 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 40 ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
Title: "Unprepared for a Regrettable Luncheon! (With apologies to Kelly)"
In the visual style of famed The Onion cartoonist Stan Kelly, Superintendent Chalmers is having lunch with Principal Skinner, who is menacingly placing a tray of hamburgers and fries upon the table, which greatly upsets Chalmers. Beneath one of the hamburgers is a wrapper bearing the text "Obviously grilled fast food".

Chalmers [labelled as "Disappointed guests"]: "B-but... I thought we were having steamed CLAMS!!"
Skinner [labelled as "Isometric exercising* odd fellows" - the asterisk refers to a footnote reading "Latest fad"]: "Oh, no, I made STEAMED HAMSโ„ขยฎ! ยฉ1996 Skinner family  All rights reserved"

From within the clouds of smoke billowing from Skinner's kitchen (wherein an American flag can be seen burning) three heavenly beings gaze upon the scene disapprovingly: A pig labelled "Actual hams", Krusty the clown, labelled "Hard-working patent-holders", and a teenaged fry-cook labelled "Ignored sandwich artists".
Lady Liberty peeks in the door and sheds a sad tear at this woeful scene.
Kelly's obligatory artist cameo has him disgruntledly commenting "Seymour-a bore-e-malice."

Title: "Unprepared for a Regrettable Luncheon! (With apologies to Kelly)" In the visual style of famed The Onion cartoonist Stan Kelly, Superintendent Chalmers is having lunch with Principal Skinner, who is menacingly placing a tray of hamburgers and fries upon the table, which greatly upsets Chalmers. Beneath one of the hamburgers is a wrapper bearing the text "Obviously grilled fast food". Chalmers [labelled as "Disappointed guests"]: "B-but... I thought we were having steamed CLAMS!!" Skinner [labelled as "Isometric exercising* odd fellows" - the asterisk refers to a footnote reading "Latest fad"]: "Oh, no, I made STEAMED HAMSโ„ขยฎ! ยฉ1996 Skinner family All rights reserved" From within the clouds of smoke billowing from Skinner's kitchen (wherein an American flag can be seen burning) three heavenly beings gaze upon the scene disapprovingly: A pig labelled "Actual hams", Krusty the clown, labelled "Hard-working patent-holders", and a teenaged fry-cook labelled "Ignored sandwich artists". Lady Liberty peeks in the door and sheds a sad tear at this woeful scene. Kelly's obligatory artist cameo has him disgruntledly commenting "Seymour-a bore-e-malice."

Steamed Hams but it's a Kelly comic

(Yup that's right I still make "Steamed Hams but..." memes)
#simpsons #kelly #steamedhams

07.02.2026 06:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1329 ๐Ÿ” 452 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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peko

01.03.2026 00:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 87 ๐Ÿ” 18 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The fact that Confuror (Mexico) and Infurnity (Taiwan) are during the same weekend is a damnation towards me and me specifically.

25.02.2026 02:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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language barrier

23.02.2026 23:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 3799 ๐Ÿ” 945 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
Crow looking behind himself with a full vertical 180ยฐ head tilt cause he's a talented boy yes he is omg just look at him so good.

Crow looking behind himself with a full vertical 180ยฐ head tilt cause he's a talented boy yes he is omg just look at him so good.

ยฟสษฦ†

25.10.2024 17:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 30004 ๐Ÿ” 5965 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 178 ๐Ÿ“Œ 200

If not, there are certainly losers with similar vibes.

24.02.2026 05:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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22.02.2026 23:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

idk what Fear and Hunger is but whatever "moonscorching" is sounds fun

22.02.2026 09:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want the small dragon to exist around me. I would prefer to pet it or hug it, but if it hisses at me I will still be satisfied.

21.02.2026 20:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hell yeah, I'm also an intermediate pianist and I have an 88 key electric keyboard myself. Using DAWs is weirdly difficult for me, though, and also getting myself to make a complete song is difficult.

21.02.2026 20:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Which instruments were you good at before? How did you make your music?

21.02.2026 19:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a cat in a tie sits outside of a factory. the cat says "Hope no one is weird to me." The factory is labeled "Being Weird Factory" and has the bluesky logo on it

a cat in a tie sits outside of a factory. the cat says "Hope no one is weird to me." The factory is labeled "Being Weird Factory" and has the bluesky logo on it

20.02.2026 22:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 11484 ๐Ÿ” 1939 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 56 ๐Ÿ“Œ 47

uh, how do I find out which buttons to press to activate my ultimate? I'm having a hard time figuring that out

21.02.2026 07:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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silly thing with @aislingurmordiah.bsky.social
#kidfur #furryart #ageregression #agereg

20.02.2026 08:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1191 ๐Ÿ” 301 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32 ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
A screenshot of the intro to the Daniel Tiger intro, where the "trolley" is circled.

A screenshot of the intro to the Daniel Tiger intro, where the "trolley" is circled.

Pain incarnate. (A red and green bus decorated to sort of look like an old-timey trolley.)

Pain incarnate. (A red and green bus decorated to sort of look like an old-timey trolley.)

The greatest sin of Daniel Tiger is that this isn't a trolley (no funiculars, no tracks) it's a tourist bus.

I don't have any other negative feelings towards the show tho.

20.02.2026 07:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The silver lining is that these documents will be cool to look at a decade from now.

20.02.2026 07:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

nazi bronies fuck off

08.09.2025 18:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 197 ๐Ÿ” 68 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you see this, post a dragon

That dragon taxidermy mount I did for a local bar!

15.02.2026 06:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 36 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Buenos dรญas.

15.02.2026 07:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 136 ๐Ÿ” 18 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Fluff fan art I originally drew of Spyro and Cynder in 2022!

Fluff fan art I originally drew of Spyro and Cynder in 2022!

Happy Valentineโ€™s Day to our two favorite purple dragons! ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ‰

[ #dragonart #spyro #cynder ]

14.02.2026 17:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 251 ๐Ÿ” 91 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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happy valentine awooo

15.02.2026 00:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1665 ๐Ÿ” 238 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I-

I mean, once I have more energy sure.

14.02.2026 08:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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60k for gay dragon statue๐Ÿซฉ

13.02.2026 19:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 54 ๐Ÿ” 10 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

:(

14.02.2026 08:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Silly work drawings

13.02.2026 05:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0