Candy✨

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

Necco Wafers are a waste of everybody’s time.

Jssksksks I was wondering why this thread came back up. Let me go re-read for the cackles😭😭

Lmfaooooo

At the car wash thinking about that young lady who said she stopped talking to buddy cuz he couldn’t line the wheels up on the track to enter the wash 🤣😭

Yea that’s the only thing I hate. You have work a little harder to get things in real time

Me tryna keep up with anything on here. Thats part of why i just pop in drop a rant n dip

Daniel Roseberry is from Texas?! I love that🥰

You said a mouthful there.

The stuff that’s good for you comes at a premium

Can get some whiskey cheaper lol

What if I said @thatgirlbamz.bsky.social is the reason I keep dogs in my phone

I steal them from other hilarious people

Happy birthday to him! He looks great for his age!❤️

Older man in fuzzy jacket standing in apartment

Someone is always taking my jacket in this place! LOL

Wishing my grandpa 👴🏿 a happy 97th bday🥰

(Yes he is missing a finger 😭)

When you see the tan on their ring finger at the meetup

We made it. Good Morning 🌞 and Happy Friday! Nothing or no one is stopping US from having a great day. 🤎

I hate how late I see certain posts sometimes

Nah fr.

Lose interest in a man and truly see how unfunny he’s always been.

Yep.

I know spaghetti is Italian but hating spaghetti is anti-black. I don’t make the rules.

LISTEN

At this point it would be cheaper to go to Italy and buy it in bulk 😭

Good extra virgin olive oil costs the same as a car note

*kissing my teeth*

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Looking at this before my workout is cruel

You’re a great dad fren❤️

Just got done helping with carpool at the kid’s school.

Can’t say I don’t love the kids.

My daughter loves these for some odd reason

“President Zelensky will you help us shoot down Iranian drones?”

Zelensky:

Delroy Lindo 🫦

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