#UnhingedPit πβ’οΈ was an absolute blast π
Your awesome pitches had me in stitches all day π€©
And thank you for all the love you showed my mockups. Some of you mentioned you'd have liked a thriller option...
So here's a little bonus for you!
Happy wife, happy life. Nothing rhymes with happy husband. Welcome to married life dumbass.
A fantasy romcom where THE TAMING OF THE SHREW meets HOW TO LOSE A GUY IN 10 DAYS in Tang Dynasty (618-907 CE) China
#UnhingedPit #F #R #Q
Thank you!
Black and white portrait of Franz Kafka turned sideways with a jarringly green speech bubble with a "graphic design is my passion" horizontal black gradient, making it look like it pops out of the screen. The words on the bubble are "Read Just As Real or I'll turn you into a bug!" His intense stare makes you not doubt that he has that power.
SIDEWAYS ARITHMETIC FROM WAYSIDE SCHOOL x FRANZ KAFKA
If you just read one book about a girl trapped in a world where people watch movies about lint, it should be this one.
Who knew a slightly disguised trauma dump could be so funny?
#MG #SF #ND #OV #Q #UnhingedPit
Swerving car meme. "Normal first-person POV" on left, "Semi second-person POV, present tense, and he also has a bad British accent for some reason" on right. Titanic Voyage by Julie Bihn swerves towards right.
Two stick figures, one frowning, with a cap and shaded skin, the other with hair and what are supposed to be eyelashes and a little smile. Label: Titanic (1997 Movie crossed out) Voyage Guy falls for girl (Jack crossed out) Liam (circled) (Vagrant crossed out) Theme park worker Artist (???) (Some fans say he is) Time traveler (Draws girl with no clothes marked out) Gives girl clothes Romance *They are actually both wearing clothes the whole time! They kiss 0-1 times!* (Rose marked out) Clara (circled) (1st Class marked out) 3rd Class (Engaged marked out) Single Pretty poor in 1912 Meets a handsome guy Gets into lifeboat, then leaves βNot like other girls?β (Falls in love marked out) Someday?? No record of sailing on the Titanic But it is a good story so OK (Please just go with it?)
The Titanic movie, except Jack is an adopted time traveler with Middle Eastern heritage and Rose is a heroic hologram. And there's no spice or nudity. Actually, instead of drawing her naked, Jack gives the hologram a pretty dress.
TITANIC VOYAGE
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Now querying THE REFINEMENT: MERCURY!
Best described as:
Pride & Prejudice x Jacob's Ladder x Return to Oz
but with cults
and bees
and autistic Darcy-coded hot guys
and scene-stealing morally gray antagonists
and ball pits
and bubbles.
#UnhingedPit #amquerying #YA #F #H #Q #booksky
Whatsapp convo about the moodboard I made for my novel THE BROKEN KNIGHT. moodboard itself is inserted on the right, consists of 8 classic/public domain artworks. My fiance had the following to say: Should I guess what all the moods are? Clockwise from top left... Pretty Bold Catholic Bored Pagan At fucking last (probably referring to the fact that the romantic leads in this book take so long to get together) Photoshoots suck Aslan was here
My first #UnhingedPit of today, courtesy of my wonderful fiancΓ©. π€£
#P #A #F
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I'd say it's "touch him and die", but the bar is so much lower than that. It's "pretend he's the most special boy in the whole world or die".
#UnhingedPit #WIP #F #R #DF #A
Yes, this is an upmarket romance.
No, nobody is ok, but they will be.
Yes, there is yearning.
Yes, there is art and music.
Yes, that is baklava.
Yes, the baklava makes him cry.
THE SHAPES WE TAKE IN THE FIRE
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Thank you for hosting, Bethany!
Snowy village in the background with Christmas lights on the houses and sparkles (indicating magical elements). In front of the village background is a white rectangle. Standing off to one side on the white rectangle is a graphic of a guy and girl dressed in formal attire dancing with a lamppost behind them. The lamppost is wrapped with a red ribbon and a bow. Text in the image reads: You never know who you might run into on an icy sidewalk... ...a newcomer... ...enemy... ...or...? SUGAR & FROST YA Fantasy by Bethany Averie
So what if Kallie doesn't know how to walk on icy sidewalks? So what if she literally collided with someone? Too bad it's the coldest, most aloof guy (after his dad, that is) in North Pole Village. #UnhingedPit #YA #F #R #Q
Forest background with a white wolf on the left hand side and a gray-and-white wolf on the right hand side, and some sparkles in the background. In the center of the image is a torn piece of paper with a piece of tape at the top. Text on the paper reads: Shifter Secrets A YA Fantasy by Bethany Averie. a childhood crush, a shifter who feels defective because she can't change into her wolf-form, Secrets, Magic, Yearning, rogue shifters causing trouble...and you thought your High School senior year was tough!
Mauri Kipp & Vest (Sylvester) Plenilune's senior year is starting out wild, & it has absolutely nothing to do with college apps, prom, or graduation. And you thought YOUR senior year was tough! #UnhingedPit #YA #F #R #W #amediting
Gold background with an evergreen garland at the top of the image. Christmas ornaments are on the garland. On the left side of the image is a silhouette of a woman with gold sparkles over her, and on the far right is a silhouette of a man with snowflakes over him. In the center of the image are the words: an edict, an icy sidewalk collision, matchmaking relatives, a secret, a feud, and a delusional rival, who knew getting ready for your 19th birthday could be so complicated? SUGAR & FROST a YA Fantasy by Bethany Averie
Take one marriage edict, add magic, an icy sidewalk, a feud, a delusional rival, a bakery, plenty of snow amid North Pole Village, fairies & elves that look human, and you've got yourself SUGAR & FROST. North Pole Village awaits...you coming? #UnhingedPit #YA #F #R #Q
Definitely. I used to go to the Alzheimer's courses to learn more about the stages. It is an awful disease.
I am so sorry to hear that. Actually, my MIL is in a home with the disease right now. It is so prevalent these days. It is great your husband could be there for her in that way.
I often like time travel stories. This one hits me in the heart-I have someone in my family who has dementia--so I feel for the MC!
Thank you, Bethany. I am sorry to hear that. My father passed away with Alzheimer's, so that was the motivation behind writing this work. It really helped process the lingering grief.
WHERE ECHOES WAIT #UnhingedPit #A #H
AITA for keeping my wife in our dream home when she keeps saying the house is "replacing her" and "the well has children in it"?
UPDATE: The village says IATA but they ALSO say she should stay???
A gothic horror. Everyone's the asshole. Especially the house.
WHERE ECHOES WAIT #UnhingedPit #A #H
π΅ To the tune of you-know-what π΅
Oops, I screamed again
Down into the well
That echo wasn't mine
But it knows me well
Am I going crazy
Or is the house aware
It's not that innocent
Not a romance. But the house always gets the girl.
Epistolary gothic horror.
poster with an older man and grandson fishing in a lake. Text: A boy falls down a hole in the ice, and ends up in 1963 with a young version of his granddad. He needs to get home but wants to stay in the past, because the one at home has Alzheimer's. Coming to an Agent's Inbox near you--April 19th!
I fell in a dark hole in the ice and ended up in 1963. I thought I was drowning, but then my granddad saved me, but he is only fourteen! How weird is that? #UnhingedPit #Q #MG #CON #H #ADV #F #Canadian
Dark stone well surrounded by overgrown ivy and moss, title WHERE ECHOES WAIT overlaid in white text.
WHERE ECHOES WAIT #W #A #H #LF
A woman restoring a remote Cornish manor slowly loses her sense of where her mind ends and the house begins.
The village knows the pattern. They just won't say it out loud.
Epistolary gothic horror.
#QUESTPIT
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When you just keep tryimg to meditate the bad guys away, but they kill your dad and take your homemade jam
#unhingedpit #hopepunk #clifi #comingsoon
If Uldir was a computer programmer. #unhingedpit #A #F #R #W
function Curse {
let ending;
if (FionBreaksCurse) {
ending = "Happy";
return ending;
} else {
LoopEndlessly;
}
}
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In a dark kingdom where light is toxic and steel is untouchable, a mortal woman with a flashlight and a cosplay sword becomes a monster kingβs obsession and the realmβs best weapon against a vengeful demigod. ΰ½ΰ½²ΰ½ΰΎ THE MOTH KING (109K) #AgentGuide #AgentGuides #Romantasy #Fantasy #AmQuerying #Writers
Photo of a carrot JellyCat.
Dawn B with a plushie carrot. AKA Mr. Carrot. π₯
This is Mr. Carrot.
He plays the incredibly important, completely irreplaceable, heart wrenching role of CARROT in my #NA romantic fantasy/comedy, Another Quest.
An unhinged story with carrots,
Querying soon.
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I've written a suspense based on an elderly lady who seeks revenge. Recently, I've learned to knit, just like Elsie. But she's a killer. I'm not. #UnhingedPit #Q #A #S #T #R #M
I've written a suspense based on an elderly lady who seeks revenge. Recently, I've learned to knit, just like Elsie. But she's a killer. I'm not. #UnhingedPit #Q #A #S #T #R #M
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