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if we had an opposition party i bet they'd be really upset about everything happening right now

I just decided that the opposite of a Straight Man is called a Curly Joe

This is so valid. Hope there’s room for “paid themselves nothing, held a job, and sometimes paid other people over the course of years.” Cus I’m working on it.

My fav, and he really tied the group costume together (with Paul Bartel )

Had to get this guy

Ghost piss

Pretty sure they hooked up one of our toilets to the hot water. Which, is really bad. Hot Toilet (tm)

Toilet overflow w bubbles

Shirt Brother, i really screwed up.

You know you hungry where just the hot pan smells good

Ah well. None the less

Gotta say- curing aids is pretty fly for a white guy.

Wip sneak peek

The monkey? It has the first part

taking a more hardline belief in this with each passing day

Prestamped envelopes are a bigger flex than ever.

They definitely doin’ it.

Just told my husband he is 10$ away from looking like Benjamin Franklin (as part of a disrespectful come on)

Imagine how painfully politicians would die on poor people health insurance

Enjoying the primitive chalk vaginal motif on this mother’s day

I wish it was polite to say to adults “Lookit how big!!!” Like it is to children.

Babies love knives

Dug up a trench. Found a bonus vintage toy car.

Guess with the save act it’s pretty cool to have kept your name.

I’m just saying if Blippy is not a pedophile he would have no job enjoyment

A big problem in my life is how they changed the pasta sauce jar I like to drink out of. That was my whole life style.

We Didnt Start the Fire but about Piss Sprinkles on the Gas Station Toilet Seat

A four panel meme from "The White Lotus," S3, Ep,6, Panel 1: Saxton: Why can't you just like my geneative A*I art? Panel 2: Chelsea: You have to be vulnerable enough to be bad at something to be good at it, but you're too much of a coward. Panel 3: Chelsea: Because you're soulless. Panel 4: Saxton disassociating

I had intestinal urgency the next day and i think this is why

Channeling my Elvis and making kimchi peanut butter burgers