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Emily Riesbeck, Professional Monster

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⚧️ she/her. A mixture of delicious and freak. Author: It's Your Funeral, Mountain, The Pirate and the Porcelain Girl (Out NOW!!!). Repped by Au Literary Management. Website: https://emilyriesbeck.com/

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the further i get in Esoteric Ebb, the more two facts become clear:

1. this game kinda fucks
2. the cleric is a deeply closeted trans woman.

06.03.2026 23:10 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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ICE detains reporter Estefany Rodríguez in Nashville - Nashville Banner Reporter Estefany Rodríguez, detained by ICE with no arrest warrant, may face deportation. Her attorneys seek immediate review of the legality of her case.

ICE has arrested and detained a Nashville journalist who reported stories critical of ICE. She’s married to a U.S. citizen and has been seeking asylum here after fleeing death threats in Colombia because of her journalism there.

They’ve already sent her to Louisiana.

05.03.2026 23:41 👍 12214 🔁 7382 💬 290 📌 335

tonight in Eem, we encountered some lizardfolk, and challenged half of them to a "ravine-jumping competition." We simply didn't jump and let them fall to their deaths.

06.03.2026 04:00 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Vyper's vibes
#Deadlock

04.03.2026 16:15 👍 5302 🔁 1581 💬 27 📌 10

Land of Eem fucking *rules* yall. One of the most neat, tidy, "it just works" TTRPG i've played in a long time.

06.03.2026 02:32 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Hey local NC peeps! Im teaching a workshop at the Durham County Library!! Check it out!! 💙💙

04.03.2026 21:58 👍 173 🔁 37 💬 4 📌 1

The question is always "what if a kid is wrongfully transitioned" and never "what if a trans kid is denied the ability to transition and endures years of excruciating dysphoria and has to have multiple surgeries later in life to fix the issues caused by going through the wrong puberty."

04.03.2026 21:51 👍 3143 🔁 727 💬 41 📌 28
Emily's paint tray, with a bunch of paint pots for acrylic pai t. One, a gross puke green, has spilled in the tray. Citadels paint pots are poorly designed

Emily's paint tray, with a bunch of paint pots for acrylic pai t. One, a gross puke green, has spilled in the tray. Citadels paint pots are poorly designed

Absolutely had it with citadel paint pots.

04.03.2026 02:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
03.03.2026 20:52 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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ASMR curled up cozy in bed while a little doll hits you with a broom over and over again as hard as it can

03.03.2026 03:00 👍 101 🔁 25 💬 0 📌 0
Emily wearing a blue dress with a white collar and gold buttons.

Emily wearing a blue dress with a white collar and gold buttons.

Emily wearing a blue dress with a white collar and gold buttons.

Emily wearing a blue dress with a white collar and gold buttons.

Emily wearing a blue dress with a white collar and gold buttons.

Emily wearing a blue dress with a white collar and gold buttons.

I'm too powerful in this dress

03.03.2026 17:02 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1

God it really pisses me the fuck off though. And I'm not even a practicing Christian; it's just that being raised by kind, Catholic parents have given me a lifetime of indignation at the horrors done in Jesus' name.

03.03.2026 15:56 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When I was younger I used to struggle with the apocalyptic end times cult aspect of (evangelical) Christian nationalism: "surely they don't REALLY believe they can trigger the end times through war?" I thought.

Eventually I learned thats a waste of time. Belief is nothing. Action is everything.

03.03.2026 15:49 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Trying out Esoteric Ebb, the "disco Elysium with DnD stats." It's fun so far, but the d20 is so swingy that I keep failing at things I'm meant to be good at and its really aggravating sometimes

02.03.2026 23:09 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

unforgivable opinion: i kinda *like* red delicious apples. I like the mealy texture, i like the bland flavor (really easy to eat when my tummy is upset). I like to eat the flesh from the skin and then just savor the crisp snap of the skin.

02.03.2026 22:33 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

rhetorical question: why do we still entertain the delusion that trans women wield outsized political or social capital?

02.03.2026 20:25 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When clinics started putting out research that 97.5% of trans youth who socially transitioned maintained a stable gender identity for 5 years,the reaction was never going to be, "I guess this isn't a phase." It was always going to be to ban social transition.

02.03.2026 20:00 👍 928 🔁 279 💬 4 📌 5
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Texas AG Paxton Declares Therapists Affirming Trans Youth To Be Illegal And Child Abuse The declaration echoes his 2022 efforts to target parents of trans youth with child abuse, and may force conversion therapy on trans youth in the state.

1. This morning, Texas AG Ken Paxton just released a chilling new declaration:

Mental health therapists, counselors, and psychologists must cease affirming trans youth - using their name and pronouns - or potentially face child abuse charges and loss of licensure.

Its a horrifying escalation.

02.03.2026 18:44 👍 2443 🔁 1119 💬 142 📌 182

oh my god it's happening again

01.03.2026 20:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe; and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality.”

James Baldwin

28.02.2026 21:44 👍 3001 🔁 1181 💬 11 📌 0

So here's the breakdown of demographics by a think-tank using 2018 US military data: www.cfr.org/backgrounder...

In terms of affluence, the poorest quintile is under-represented, the middle three are overrepresented, and most come from middle-class backgrounds.

Not exactly an army of destitutes.

01.03.2026 18:47 👍 320 🔁 102 💬 7 📌 15

LOVE: you are a weird cyber doll uploaded into robot shells dying again and again for corporations scavanging humanity's failed last hope while the fascist government robots try to stop you

HATE: everything about actually playing the game.

01.03.2026 03:21 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

played a little bit of that new Marathon game. The vibes are immaculate, and i love that you meet your computer mommy right away (yes, queen, i will do anything for you).

It's just why did it have to be some extraction shooter apex legends type deal and not ANYTHING ELSE?

01.03.2026 03:10 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

Allies are getting way too comfy with the gay and trans jokes lately we need to make them too uncomfortable to open their stupid mouths again

01.03.2026 00:02 👍 15 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Black and white photo of Marjane Satrapi with the quote:

"The world is not divided between East and West. You are American. I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you.

And our governments are very much the same."

Black and white photo of Marjane Satrapi with the quote: "The world is not divided between East and West. You are American. I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same."

Once again.

28.02.2026 18:42 👍 4706 🔁 1651 💬 14 📌 29
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US-Israeli strike on girls' school kills at least 85 students, Iran's judiciary says At least 85 students have been killed in US-Israeli strikes that hit an Iranian girls' school in Hormozgan province, Iran's judiciary said on Saturday. Washington has not commented on the reported str...

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

28.02.2026 16:00 👍 17016 🔁 6541 💬 469 📌 550

Every year we send our tax dollars to the almighty us government who gets right to work annihilating other people's children, schools and hospitals.

We all deserve to fucking burn for what is done in the name of "our interests."

28.02.2026 15:41 👍 9 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0
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The Fair Unknown by Maid And Lion A Story Of The Round Table

It's here. A visual novel of knights pushed to their breaking points, the power of love, and the sort of loathing you can only really feel for somebody that reminds you of yourself. THE FAIR UNKNOWN. maidandlion.itch.io/the-fair-unk...

28.02.2026 01:14 👍 22 🔁 12 💬 2 📌 4
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a cartoon cat wearing a red sweater stands in front of a desert cactus ALT: a cartoon cat wearing a red sweater stands in front of a desert cactus

A healthy film industry makes sleazy movies. Weird, borderline kink films are like coal mine canaries- they're offensive, often deeply personal, and a foil to the clean blandness of big budget propaganda. A lack of bizarre "not to everyone's taste" films is an indicator of a sickly studio ecosystem.

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