Chabby D

Full disclosure, you could end up being used as a temporary pillow, it might get wild

No challenge here, I’m a professional nester

if you can’t find your way to me among my eleven pillows on my bed then that’s your problem pumpkin

My blood sugars are at 8 billion right now.

Oh you’re “normal.” My condolences.

My tummy hurts. I regret nothing.

I had a concerning amount of pizza for lunch. Highly recommend

I’m feeling better already

Not being able to remember to replace my body wash until I’m in the shower trying to use body wash has resulted in spending the week smelling like “pink pineapple sunrise” and wicked vanilla woods” and whatever the fuck “ghoul friend” is. I am now just a hairy princess.

About to stuff the next 48 hours with iced lattes, pastries, ice cream and video games. I’m very serious about my weekends.

they should make a sleep that feels like you’ve slept

I’m gonna eat all these hot wings and then I’m gonna eat all those Cheetos, and then I’m gonna touch all the things

I am brave, I am strong, and I will be seeking validation anyway

i just took a deep breath and got charged 20 bucks

bsky is like you’re either trying to be entertained and keep getting annoyed by news popups or watching live news coverage and dogs are doing it in the background

Goddamn did I ever pick the wrong time to stop smoking drugs

😂

Yeah I saw that, what a giant piece of shit!

Now Sheehy has to go

Montanan here, and absolutely fuck these three clowns. What an embarrassment

Cool, now tax billionaires.

I can’t say this loud enough, but fuck Steve Daines and Tim Sheehy.

Text your husband "I know your secret" and he'll bring you so many presents!
You don't even need to know what the secret is!

I was quite excited yesterday that today it was already Wednesday. After sleeping on it I am now disappointed that today is only Wednesday.

Fox News had a plastic surgeon comment on the war in Iran, so I’m not asking, I’m begging a giant asteroid — any asteroid — to take one for the team and make contact with our civilization

“man cereal: two scoops of semen in every box”

boy, are you a seagull because i want to fight you in a parking lot for the last hot dog

breaking up with the piece of shit that used to be me

cramming for this eye exam looking at every fucking thing I can