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Frog Starnes

The scammer lobby reported for duty

Michelle Obama once briefly inferred children should maybe be given more vegetables at school and people reacted like the kids were going to be added to a watchlist.

Wait. The pee pee guy?

Alex Jones becoming a "trust the state and our brave cops" guy remains one of the weirdest sidebars of this era. He was born to lick boots.

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The trick is adding a tablespoon of ketchup isn’t it?

There's gonna be some big logs tomorrow morning too.

Rush Hour 4 script containing references to 1990s casino executives that no one has ever heard of but they were very bad for Atlantic City and are very bad for our country.

From his Reddit acct replying to an AI trailer for Animal Farm: "If this is the slop that humans make, then bring on the AI slop. At least there will be more slop to choose from. "

Calling people morons indicates defensiveness which indicates you know AI is still too half-baked to be relied upon to answer queries that can be relied upon. You’re not going to receive a dinner invite from OpenAI for being a devout defender. It’s beta software and will be for a while.

Not gonna take this from the mushy peas country.

The 1978 Garfield glass mugs are still holding up. That cadmium is forever.

Tucson is proof that no one needs to be transported in anything bigger than a golf cart.

These are good moments to remember that the CEOs of all the biggest companies in America are happy to go to White House dinners and slap this guy’s back. They do not care about this. Remember this, years from now, when they want you to forget.

Yea but the dealership has free Keurig coffee and a 60” tv showing Mad Money or Mark Levin.

If he runs into Cardi B or Eli Manning in that hallway the country will lose its collective shit.

There’s Latino lore around him but not very interesting

I stopped listening to Pivot about four years ago. The man just cannot shut up about his genitals.

A “Horrendous” Alaska Sexual Assault Case, Delayed for a Decade Four different judges have agreed to delay the trial more than 70 times in total. We pieced together a timeline of the delays using audio recordings and logs from every hearing.

We obtained audio recordings and logs from each hearing of a sexual assault case that has spanned 10 years.

Nearly every time the defense attorney asked to delay the trial, a judge agreed.

(Published January with @adn.com)

Catsimatidis rising out of a vat of chicken stock after election day like Baron Harkonnen in Dune

In the 40s we used less rubber and fuel for the war effort. Today we’re going to breathe in a little more carbon and drink ground water that can best be described as “spicy” for the Sora effort.

I asked what street the snake charmers charm the snakes on and was offered a glass of water and a doctor.

Relaxium is the name for a product in a late 90s episode of the Simpsons.

F. Scott Fitzgerald: In my book I invented Gatsby lifestyle as a cautionary tale

The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby

The plot: a neurotic older man meets a college ingenue who falls for him despite his oddball ways but in Spanish.

My man about to join the board

Retired dentist cocomelon

Jordon must have asked to narrate it too.

iPhone 4 pics qualify as vintage now