If I was Keir Starmer I would address the nation. I’d look into the camera and say “Are you the PM? Nope, I’m the fucking PM. Not Farage, not Badenoch, not Blair, and certainly not the Daily fucking Mail. Me, bitch. I’m the fucking daddy, and we are not doing another fucking Iraq.”
09.03.2026 17:02
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King Charles III should lead our troops into battle against the Russians. He has a smashing uniform and lots and lots of experience. I'm sure the soldiers would be delighted to be led by a man with as many medals as he has.
09.03.2026 18:55
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Can't argue with that now.
08.03.2026 09:45
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Yer man Blair needs a swift dig in the gub.
08.03.2026 07:26
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Is that the one with yer one in it? The English one.
07.03.2026 22:01
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Thruppence ha'penny to you my good man.
07.03.2026 19:37
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That's some weird sort of emergency.
Good luck with it all.
07.03.2026 18:18
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Do you have to have your head in it at the time?
07.03.2026 18:13
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For a training exercise?
07.03.2026 18:11
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The wealthy will leave if we tax them!!
They left years ago. They live no-where long enough to pay tax. Their wealth is in assets and debt.
Why do people think they go to Monaco?
Why do 38 tax havens fly with a Union Jack on the beach?
People need to grow the fuck up & educate themselves...
07.03.2026 12:57
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Aye, right.
07.03.2026 18:09
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'Calculate your fare by using plan your journey'.
Yes, that's great if I want to use iLink. I want to use money. Remember that? Hard metal discs that can be exchanged for services. HOW. FUCKING. MUCH?
Bastids!
06.03.2026 16:44
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Who the fuck designed and approved the Translink website? It has to be one of the most fucking useless transport sites ever made.
I feel sorry for any tourist who tries to use it without a special user guide.
06.03.2026 16:34
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100%. Trying to appeal to the Reform rabble too. Totally abandoned their voter base and the result is exactly what they deserve.
06.03.2026 07:46
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You'd think the Greens have Labour rattled or something.
06.03.2026 07:13
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Glad people are settling on the term "pervert glasses". Bonus points if you also say it while posting a picture of Mark Zuckerberg or call them Mark Zuckerberg's pervert glasses.
04.03.2026 14:09
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The US regime would never admit it.
05.03.2026 10:10
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The cynic in me would say he's wearing that pocket hanky in that manner to make it look like medal ribbons.
Is there medal for being a psychoknt?
04.03.2026 20:42
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Hegseth would appear to be a psychopath. Send him and all the other insane MAGA cutlists to the front line and watch them piss their Ys.
04.03.2026 20:40
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A cartoon from the 1950’s that’s more relevant than ever 💔
04.03.2026 14:40
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Colour me shocked and all thon.
04.03.2026 17:33
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I've rarely seen anyone more desperately in need of a good kicking than this cunt.
04.03.2026 15:18
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Israel?
04.03.2026 17:30
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When we talk about Baby Boomers not getting off the stage: In 1997, the US president was born in 1946.
In 2007, the US president was born in 1946.
In 2017, the US president was born in 1946.
And next year in 2027? The US president will have been born in 1946.
03.03.2026 20:10
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Hope we meet the Dubai refugees at the airport with a welcoming party consisting of tax inspectors and bunting made out of unexplained wealth orders.
04.03.2026 12:54
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Correct.
04.03.2026 07:25
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"One should not give a poisoner medicine,
A conjurer fine apparatus, nor
A rifle to a melancholic bore."
WH Auden
Not to mention the biggest arsenal in the world to a narcissistic attention-seeker.
04.03.2026 07:18
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Former Middle East adviser at the US Department of Defense, Jasmine El-Gamal, has it exactly right.
03.03.2026 13:28
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Duly noted.
03.03.2026 10:10
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Sucking Trumplestiltskin's knob and helping him destroy the world isn't a 'special relationship'.
It's perverse and reckless.
03.03.2026 07:56
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