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@andythepirate

Personal Assistant to my dog. Play with spreadsheets whilst listening to the finest music known to my playlist. Ride a bike and sometimes fall off.

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Have they gone for those shorts as a motivational technique? They’ve got to wear them unless they win a national jersey or race jersey

17.12.2025 11:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It looks like a posh cloudy lemonade

25.11.2025 13:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If they ever remake the films, then it has to be done in a reality television style. Lots of cuts to talking heads etc

22.11.2025 08:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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How sparsely populated Norway amassed $1.8 trillion | Fortune Europe Launched in the early 1990s to invest mostly in bonds, the fund has grown to become the largest of its kind by acquiring small equity stakes in thousandsΒ of companies across the world.

UK and Norway won nature's lottery in 1970 - found oil/gas in the North Sea.

UK squandered wealth, appeased corporations.

Norway levied 78% tax, took direct stake in companies.

Norway now has $1.8 trillion sovereign fund. UK has public finance crisis.

UK Govts still appeasing corporations/rich.

18.11.2025 09:38 πŸ‘ 768 πŸ” 356 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 19
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X is a cesspit led by an unhinged billionaire who is desperately trying to stir up civil war in Britain.

Nobody with any sense or decency should be there.

No organisations, government departments, or politicians should be there.

Everyone who is, is enabling this monster.

29.10.2025 08:22 πŸ‘ 2737 πŸ” 970 πŸ’¬ 169 πŸ“Œ 96
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I don't know the author of this storybook about the Portland Frog but it's hilarious and I'd gladly have it read to me every night. πŸΈπŸ˜†

20.10.2025 00:42 πŸ‘ 203 πŸ” 76 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 8
Prince Andrew is stepping down to spend more time being a cunt.

Prince Andrew is stepping down to spend more time being a cunt.

"More heinous stuff is about to come out and I was frogmarched into a room and made to jump before I was pushed.
I have never done anything wrong ever, despite all the allegations, witness statements, out of court settlements, etc."

17.10.2025 19:51 πŸ‘ 336 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 2

"I have decided, as I always have, to put my duty to my family and the country first."

What absolute horse shit.

17.10.2025 19:34 πŸ‘ 995 πŸ” 139 πŸ’¬ 128 πŸ“Œ 8

If you carry on like that, by the end of the week you’ll be getting up at 4am to get a workout in before spending 29 hours a day hustling!

13.10.2025 08:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do watch this. It’s very good. Sound absolutely on.

07.10.2025 19:33 πŸ‘ 735 πŸ” 154 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 4

By kms, you mean doing lots of long bike rides?

01.10.2025 10:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That would probably create another revenue stream if they advertised it

29.09.2025 10:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Long term colleague of Nigel Farage and Former Leader of Reform UK in Wales

Ex-Reform politician admits Russia-linked bribery charges

www.bbc.com/news/article...

26.09.2025 15:58 πŸ‘ 430 πŸ” 208 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 22
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Dutch talk-show host Lubach put together an absolutely savage takedown of Disney after they bowed down to the Trump administration to take Jimmy Kimmel off the air

19.09.2025 13:58 πŸ‘ 189 πŸ” 94 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 18

The alt text needs an Attenborough voiceover!

17.09.2025 13:24 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you, I’ll let her know.

That’s so true about how things present, I’ve stumbled across some information when looking for another thing and educated myself on how things in the body interact, it’s far too complicated for my brain!

16.09.2025 06:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t have a lot of time for petitions any more but this one has got to have legs. Because Musk is an ignorant, entitled, too-rich-to-care-about-the-harm-he-does arsehole.

There are lines you don’t cross and he’s crossed them multiple times with NO GOV pushback

So I’ve signed

I hope you do too

14.09.2025 19:15 πŸ‘ 175 πŸ” 109 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 6

Thanks, it sounds like keeping her spirits up and listening to the venting is useful. She dealing with a nerve issue that has made it impossible to move or sit, so being bed bound is the least worst thing to do.

15.09.2025 07:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Having time off driving was a disaster for loads of people, it’s like they forgot what to do… or maybe I just miss the time when the roads were quiet and you didn’t have to assume every vehicle was going to do something daft!

15.09.2025 06:25 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Do you have any advice or tips on how you got through the time where you were being dismissed? My friend is currently feeling she is being treated that way so I want to be the best support I can be.

15.09.2025 06:20 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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NOTHING will prepare you for this 45-second story arc. From "I'm just doing this because I love the flag, it's totally grassroots, and I'm not part of anything political"... to who actually gave him the flags the night before.

Anyone who believes it is an innocent movement needs to see this.

10.09.2025 11:08 πŸ‘ 3942 πŸ” 1982 πŸ’¬ 373 πŸ“Œ 249

Repositioning the fan made the gassing be ineffective πŸ˜‚

10.09.2025 09:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My coach also monitors my indoor cycling exactly like that. Apparently the smells and noises he gives out are to make it more like outdoors and not because he’s having a nice dream πŸ˜‚

10.09.2025 08:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is this a youth word for an ale house or tavern?

09.09.2025 08:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Based on the weight, they’d consider him an appetiser at best πŸ˜‚

09.09.2025 08:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A neighbour has a dog just like your friend’s dog. They really are tiny aren’t they. When we see him, he comes running up to my old lab, then runs away trying to get him to chase, it’s very funny.

09.09.2025 06:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Guess you’d have a reason for asking one of those groups β€œwho’s your daddy?”

23.08.2025 07:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

fundamentally the problem is that if you think "hotels are where I stay on holiday and I like being on holiday so living in a hotel must be fun and it's not fair others get to do it and not me" then you have the intellectual reasoning of a little child and it's going to be hard to engage with you

21.08.2025 12:23 πŸ‘ 3942 πŸ” 764 πŸ’¬ 119 πŸ“Œ 63

Talk about a cheap date

15.08.2025 02:09 πŸ‘ 6715 πŸ” 905 πŸ’¬ 250 πŸ“Œ 24
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Take Action: Stop Elon Musk's Energy Power Grab Change Minds β†’ Change Politics

⚑️Do NOT let Musk get his hands on British utilities. He’s applied for a license to supply energy here.

✍️ Tell Ofgem what you think about that:

www.bestforbritain.org/petition-elo...

14.08.2025 07:42 πŸ‘ 209 πŸ” 194 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 23