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@urban-chronotis

Hyperlexic / Camerateur / Generation-X. European. Enthusiast.

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Does that actually work? Feels like it would create a hole in the universe.

07.03.2026 10:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If only he'd had the perfect phrase ready for that eventuality. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

06.03.2026 12:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Sunny scene of water and grassy path.

Sunny scene of water and grassy path.

Fantastic day. Just been out on the bike in London too.

05.03.2026 14:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And apparently so is "horrifying", by me.

01.03.2026 12:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The word "terrifying" is horrfyingly abused these days.

01.03.2026 12:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FM makes my brain hurt. I can never predict how a combination will sound.

01.03.2026 11:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are you CONSUMING popcorn?

27.02.2026 20:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Which episode of Sapphire and Steel was this from?

27.02.2026 19:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good time to also get that tattoo removed.

26.02.2026 19:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And it's probably soothing too. What a clever dog!

25.02.2026 21:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shurely that can't be comfortable.

25.02.2026 20:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
I HAD a look at the Periodic
Table the other day and
Christ, what a load of rubbish.
Who's ever heard of Molybdenum
or Astatine or Hafnium? Come
on scientists, stick to everyday
elements that we are all familiar
with, like wood, glass and sand.
Ben Nunn, Caterham

I HAD a look at the Periodic Table the other day and Christ, what a load of rubbish. Who's ever heard of Molybdenum or Astatine or Hafnium? Come on scientists, stick to everyday elements that we are all familiar with, like wood, glass and sand. Ben Nunn, Caterham

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24.02.2026 21:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 214 ๐Ÿ” 38 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Holy crap, is it a skeleton from a RIdley Scott filmโ€ฝ

23.02.2026 21:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel that Rod has been fed a only a carefully selected portion of the epstein situation.

22.02.2026 16:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's like King of Tokyo.

21.02.2026 23:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, she is holding a phallic symbol.

21.02.2026 23:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mmm... hog anus...

21.02.2026 10:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It does seem like a huge amount of unbounded hassle.

20.02.2026 20:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Toddy, sir, toddy.

19.02.2026 19:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yesterday I found out about "jhol momo" - momos in spicy soup. I really need to find some now.

18.02.2026 13:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope they're front-ported or sealed enclosure.

17.02.2026 21:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You have a year to petition the world for Year of the Capybara.

17.02.2026 21:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nice, enjoy the high street craziness.

17.02.2026 09:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

From now on, I'm going to blame everything like this on AI.

17.02.2026 08:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd never noticed before that the hour markers on the BBC ones get thicker as they go round.

16.02.2026 18:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Feels like rugby's a lot better in that respect.

15.02.2026 14:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

<The Atlantic. 1912>

CAPTAIN OF THE TITANIC: we're gonna go for the speedrun lads. ChatGPT says there's no icebergs.

15.02.2026 00:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 122 ๐Ÿ” 15 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man with a surprised look on his face . Alt: Hello. I'm Julian, and this is my friend Sandy.
13.02.2026 22:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm going to trot out the Homer again.

Beer. The cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

13.02.2026 19:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah. I used to use my Route 53 in my AWS account, then moved to Cloudflare to get away from amazon. But CF doesn't support .at either. Neither is a "consumer" site though, and all the better for it. No upsell or price hikes!

13.02.2026 13:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0