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Joshua Eustis

@telefontelaviv

My name is Joshua Film and TV music Weird electronic stuff since day 1 https://www.chora.live coming soon xx

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“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

08.09.2025 00:51 👍 12583 🔁 2351 💬 85 📌 78

yes, be smart, be strategic, be careful, but don’t tie yourself in knots trying to exercise your civil liberties in a way that will appeal to the least satisfied guy on the computer

09.06.2025 16:05 👍 245 🔁 19 💬 1 📌 1

❤️❤️❤️ congrats!!!

29.05.2025 01:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The curves are not coincident but it can and does happen

02.03.2025 00:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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STEPHEN A. SMITH: "The fact that I am candidate for the presidency of the United States of America according to the polling for the Democratic Party is the most clear-cut evidence of how pathetic of a state of affairs that exist within the Democratic Party today."

28.02.2025 16:16 👍 3379 🔁 354 💬 139 📌 113

The irony is that a descent into warlord ruled tribalism would be mostly his fault, and he would get murdered for being a useless boob almost forthwith

28.02.2025 01:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you can’t find zats, slap ya mama will get you close

14.02.2025 08:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Common Era by Belong on Apple Music Album · 2011 · 9 Songs

Man, been sleeping on this one. Mastered by @telefontelaviv.bsky.social too.

14.02.2025 00:42 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

It’s some weeks away as we keep adding features to the front end but it’s moving along steadily xx

13.02.2025 07:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m a 2 at most!!!

13.02.2025 07:01 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s set up as an ESOP. Everyone gets a piece.

12.02.2025 08:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Should be https but the way the apps truncate links kinda borks it

10.02.2025 23:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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We do not need to accept the music industry as it is. Come change it with us, for all of us: www.chora.live

10.02.2025 22:33 👍 37 🔁 7 💬 6 📌 4

One way to win the economic competition with China would be to make apps that don't suck shit. Have you considered that

28.01.2025 03:32 👍 8064 🔁 756 💬 150 📌 42
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Developer Creates Infinite Maze That Traps AI Training Bots "Nepenthes generates random links that always point back to itself - the crawler downloads those new links. Nepenthes happily just returns more and more lists of links pointing back to itself."

fuck yes. Borges those motherfuckers

23.01.2025 15:30 👍 548 🔁 181 💬 8 📌 24

JJ, I’d love to talk to you about something xx

22.01.2025 16:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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@ashleycarman.bsky.social for Bloomberg today.

This is Spotify 2025 baby, wherever you stand on streaming is one thing, but you are an adult who can make a conscious choice as to what you really care about. Make a decision.

22.01.2025 04:15 👍 45 🔁 9 💬 5 📌 3

If I remember correctly, Neil Tennant from Pet Shop Boys was in the crowd for this show and Charlie pointed him out to me in the crowd and I got REALLY NERVOUS

20.01.2025 07:04 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This might be Lynch’s greatest achievement. It’s almost an anti-art school philosophy, in that he had no desire to explain or attach a conceptual one-sheet to his films. Saying nothing is alway better.

16.01.2025 20:21 👍 9 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
14.01.2025 17:20 👍 10324 🔁 2450 💬 68 📌 21

Oh word so we DO condition aid, but only to Americans in need. Got it.

14.01.2025 03:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s so funny to hear all the uh (so so sorry for this) turbonormies co-opt “one-shotted”, a term that likely came from World of Warcraft players during the second Bush administration

14.01.2025 03:51 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sign up for La Meme Young Fight Club

And a +1 for “make noise music”

You will know a boundless joy

13.01.2025 08:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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These people are your enemies

12.01.2025 21:00 👍 8697 🔁 1728 💬 410 📌 964
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11.01.2025 17:20 👍 33 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0
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How you can help the incarcerated firefighters battling L.A. wildfires The Los Angeles-based Anti-Recidivism Coalition, a nonprofit dedicated to ending mass incarceration, started a fundraiser on Friday to support the fire crews of California’s prisons.

I had a lot of people asking me so I wrote an explainer: Here's how you can help the incarcerated firefighter battling the blazes in Southern California this week:

www.latimes.com/california/s...

12.01.2025 01:21 👍 1273 🔁 922 💬 27 📌 38
A palm tree on fire next to an abandoned Cybertruck in Los Angeles

A palm tree on fire next to an abandoned Cybertruck in Los Angeles

Los Angeles January 2025

07.01.2025 21:43 👍 16068 🔁 2835 💬 750 📌 638

Jesus fucking Christ man, the Dems lol

31.12.2024 03:13 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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LeBron James at 40: NBA’s brightest star stares down the dying of the light LeBron James’ birthday on Monday will make him the first NBA player to play in his teens, 20s, 30s and 40s. Knowing when to walk away may be the hardest part of his journey

on lebron’s 40th, ruminations on the passing of time, basketball melancholia, and how you know when it’s time to let go

really loved writing this one. please give it a read/share if you’d be so kind!

www.theguardian.com/sport/2024/d...

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