Get Brian on an oil tanker and send that through.

A reminder that Johnson calls the truth and inverted pyramid of piffle.

He can barely cope with the language he grew up with

Looking forward to the histories of "the vibes war"

Will no one think of the super rich?

Examinations that will find zero brains

Unlikable man wonders why he lost popularity contest?

Any minute now....

Adjudicated rapist Donald Trump's human rights are not going to be defended?

Are you sure it wasn't you?

Epic Fuckwit says what

Claim it? Yes. Say it? Probably not.

Does he have any bone spurs?

Oh dear, how sad, never mind.
(Assuming this is a tax exile, I am not going into that shit site to find out)

Leave them there unless they pay

When we all know it is in Kings Lynn

When was the last time he went to Clacton to do his job?

We are in the most awful timeline available aren't we

I woke up this morning fearing Reform had won. Then I was relieved they didn't, anyone but Reform would have done for me when the polls closed. Then I heard Hannah Spencer's words and was glad it was her that won. Now I have hope that something may actually have changed. I hope that feeling lasts.

Thank fuck the voice of the people, well 2% of them in Gorton and Denton, has explained everything.
What on earth is she on? It's strong stuff whatever it is

What does he want? A re-run. If he got one he would only lose again. Probably by more. Grifting, racist git.

Looks like Lib Dems understood the task at hand. I say this with 20-20 hindsight and that I had no clue how it would turn out. I am a happy this morning though.

That's top work

Matt has set off the delicate snowflake alarm.

Who triggered Matt? Oh yes, ordinary British voters.

Even Mystic Meg might have predicted that accurately

If it is ok with Danny I don't want anyone to impose their views on me, and I don't want the right to impose my views on anyone else.

I think that has already been established in the cases where the person saying no is a woman or girl.

Betteridge's law of headlines applies.

Which is about the best you can hope for