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@jornreinsel

At this point we might as well get weird. I host bar trivia and dabble in obsessions; these days it’s vaporwave. All Cats Are Beautiful. Trans rights or GTFO. Miss you Franklin.

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No they couldn’t

09.03.2026 19:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So weak. It’s the same talk you already have give to your kids; it’s only more than that because you’re making it more. If you think it’s too hard to explain love, you shouldn’t be a parent

08.03.2026 06:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I miss when rock stars disdained shit like this

07.03.2026 01:24 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Deepfakes are awful ai bullshit though; that doesn’t exonerate this at all

07.03.2026 01:14 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Thanks for the heads up to avoid Ted season 2, what utter trash this is

07.03.2026 01:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wow, mass murder at a grand scale. Are you saying we should be impressed instead of horrified?

05.03.2026 07:09 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why do you need ai? You’re great at making up bullshit all by yourself

05.03.2026 03:03 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m still a gold-star luddite when it comes to ai, I’m right there with you. Stay strong

04.03.2026 02:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You could just not publish this garbage article about garbage and we’d all be better off

02.03.2026 22:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Maybe it’s just me but I feel like there’s some sort of common thread where countries who get taken over by people screaming “COUNTRY FIRST” tend to start acting like every other country is theirs too and eventually have to be defanged by the rest of the world

02.03.2026 21:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The only people I’m aware of who have bombed Black Americans were white Americans, notably during the Tulsa massacre

02.03.2026 15:14 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“revenge”

Your paper is a joke

01.03.2026 19:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pelosi could barely stand AOC

01.03.2026 16:14 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Courage would call them to resign rather than bomb another elementary school

01.03.2026 04:07 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh military targets like an elementary school? You’re an embarrassment.

28.02.2026 15:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So you’re on board with these atrocities as long as they ask Congress for permission first? You need to retire. You have no business holding power here.

28.02.2026 15:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gross, newsom gtfo

28.02.2026 00:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hey man quick question, who gives a shit about that

27.02.2026 13:17 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yoshi, Mario’s dinosaur friend, can be stored in an egg until he is needed. He assists Mario in battles with a myriad of creatures. The only word he can say is his own name.

In this dissertation I will argue that Yoshi is a Pokémon

26.02.2026 01:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cuban forces defended themselves from an attack, yes. Your framing is ridiculous

25.02.2026 20:39 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Imagine saying with a straight face that you think an old storybook that you like gives you the power to force people to get divorced

21.02.2026 12:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have zero sympathy for anyone who willingly collaborated with a notorious pedophile, and it’s pretty gross to see the times yet again saying “but maybe we should have a little sympathy?”

20.02.2026 12:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The only Olympic competition I could begin to care about is who used the most condoms in the Olympic village. Single athlete record, mixed doubles, teams, relay fucking, really go nuts with it. throw away all the “sports”, who gives a shit.

19.02.2026 19:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How about get ice out of there first? They’re still in your area, still abducting your people dude

19.02.2026 16:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A lot of electeds think taking action risks derailing the money train which is the only thing they value anymore

19.02.2026 16:10 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

lmao are you fucking kidding me dude?

18.02.2026 15:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That guy’s a mass murderer

16.02.2026 15:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can’t believe people pay you to say demonstrably counterfactual takes this often

14.02.2026 22:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

he IS a bully. look at how he treated the local homeless population. Just a revolting man

14.02.2026 22:13 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

lol it absolutely won’t, but I bet every rich person is gonna make a shitload of scam money off building a fake bubble for it

13.02.2026 20:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0