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"the pokemon should stay on all fours" you rejected meganium. you lie as easily as you breathe

09.03.2026 14:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1628 ๐Ÿ” 623 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 39 ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
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Australia to send aircraft and air-to-air missiles to Gulf to โ€˜protect and defendโ€™ civilians, PM says Anthony Albanese announces surveillance aircraft, air-to-air missiles and supporting personnel will be deployed to the UAE after request from their president

As the intensity and reach of the US and Israel-led forever war increases, PM Albanese - not satisfied with being the first to back it - has now decided to get Australiaโ€™s hands bloodied by joining in.

You donโ€™t protect people with missiles, you kill them.

09.03.2026 23:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 81 ๐Ÿ” 37 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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MAR10 DAY!

10.03.2026 04:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1471 ๐Ÿ” 627 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
panel 1: older lady with glasses and leon s kennedys hair on the phone saying "Hello, Mr. X? this is Mrs. kennedy... uh-huh... that's right..."

panel 1: older lady with glasses and leon s kennedys hair on the phone saying "Hello, Mr. X? this is Mrs. kennedy... uh-huh... that's right..."

panel 2: close up leon s Kennedy (old), scared face. off panel his mom continues "i just wanted to let you know Leon hasnt been eating his vegetables.."

panel 2: close up leon s Kennedy (old), scared face. off panel his mom continues "i just wanted to let you know Leon hasnt been eating his vegetables.."

my resident evil fanart

09.03.2026 20:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 3570 ๐Ÿ” 1048 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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killer seven

09.03.2026 13:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 2467 ๐Ÿ” 913 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

fuck it its 2026 im gonna have less patience with funnymen i watch thinking that triggering psychotic symptoms in their audience is Comedy

08.03.2026 06:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

who edited kens wiki page to call him kenneth ๐Ÿ˜ญ

05.03.2026 11:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love how Bluesky staff just sounds like Resident Evil villains now

04.03.2026 23:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 805 ๐Ÿ” 234 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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how to greet a friend in sf6:

04.03.2026 11:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

average r/deltarune user

04.03.2026 13:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Monsters wearing the skin of people.

03.03.2026 12:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 70 ๐Ÿ” 26 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

pretty anime boy: this is it.. this is the final battle!

lotus juice track in the background: they think im he-man, shit man, i don't know man, whatever man, james bond shit double zero seven i got the master plan

03.03.2026 14:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1356 ๐Ÿ” 607 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

i think watching ringing bell will get me back into the mood of writing more jonathan joestar nightmare scenarios

03.03.2026 12:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
r/gardening . 2y ago

YouTube gardeners with good cinematography + no conspiracy theories?

r/gardening . 2y ago YouTube gardeners with good cinematography + no conspiracy theories?

02.03.2026 20:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1506 ๐Ÿ” 215 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 43 ๐Ÿ“Œ 12
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2024-2025 Literacy Statistics | National Literacy Institute Literacy Statisitics

Fun fact: 54% of US adults read below a 6th grade level.

You have to actively remember literally over half the US adult population is *unable to perceive subtext*

www.thenationalliteracyinstitute.com/2024-2025-li...

02.03.2026 14:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1683 ๐Ÿ” 712 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18 ๐Ÿ“Œ 188
New York stage from Capcom Fighting Jam/Evolution

New York stage from Capcom Fighting Jam/Evolution

"who bought all our cardboard cutouts?"

capcom fighting evolution set designer:

02.03.2026 18:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 116 ๐Ÿ” 47 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Statement. #aceattorney

Audio: Fesh Pince 2

27.10.2025 19:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 978 ๐Ÿ” 473 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
02.03.2026 16:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 4705 ๐Ÿ” 1591 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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all-timer sports graphic dropped

02.03.2026 15:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 6986 ๐Ÿ” 2339 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 189

they should invent an ocd that makes you feel good

02.03.2026 05:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Yeah

01.03.2026 14:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 235 ๐Ÿ” 79 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

The kids don't know about the Amanda Bynes poster hastily airbrushed to avoid implying she endorsed peace

02.03.2026 02:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 7180 ๐Ÿ” 1655 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 71
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picking random brushes and seeing what happens

01.03.2026 20:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 7535 ๐Ÿ” 2114 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 50 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time."
Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history - which is no doubt true - but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a wartime economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed.
That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks.

We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time." Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history - which is no doubt true - but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a wartime economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed. That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks.

From Hunter S. Thompsonโ€™s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.

28.02.2026 16:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 6092 ๐Ÿ” 2053 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 125

i really really hope seth shows up in sf6. it'd feel unfair if he didn't considering all the stuff with neo shadaloo and si(r)n

01.03.2026 14:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

one day ill comm some sf ship art and it'll be for weird shit like seth/ken

01.03.2026 14:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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่ขซๅคนๆญป็ฎ—ๅ–œ่‘ฌ

01.03.2026 14:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 36 ๐Ÿ” 13 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0