Joel

Woah I thought Kirsty had turned her nose up at Rex!?

God yes!

Likewise, for this in addition to their appallingly cruel immigration and asylum policies.

There was a TV programme on when I was a kid called "Why don't you? (Turn off the TV and do something less boring instead)." I guess you must be too young :-)

The annoying kids from the TV show 'why don't you...?"

I thought he meant a crusty jizz rag but no...

No offence like, @chrisworthing.bsky.social

I'm staying at my parents near St Austell and there are increasing numbers of gays in the village - but mostly retirement age.

There’s an Indian journalist in Israel right now reporting in Hindi about how bomb shelters in Israel will allow even the pets of Jews in but will not open its doors to the Indian workers our shithole government sent in droves to make up for genocided Palestinian labor. Apartheid regime.

Peter Mandelson released from bail conditions Police have decided former minister is not a flight risk, but he remains under investigation

A reminder that there are young people in the UK who have been held in prison for up to two years without conviction for allegedly dismantling weapons of genocide.

The government has been proven wrong on all accusations against them so far.

Meanwhile:

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

Idiotic with a dash of homophobia too, well-done.

It's grim innit.

"A 'scrub' is a guy who thinks he's fine, also known as a Busta, in the following essay I..."

Have you moved like Harlow in Montecarlo?

'It takes more then a piece of paper to make someone British' well yes it does. It takes years and years, lengthty piss taking application forms, a test, qualifications, employment and £££££££. What did Goodwin do other than be born here?

Plants and grasses growing around olive trees west of the Quneitra countryside village of Kudna are yellowed and dying after the area was sprayed with herbicides by Israeli aircraft, 4/2/2026

🧵 Israeli aircraft sprayed large areas of Syria’s southern Quneitra province with herbicides at least three times in late January, killing crops, devastating farmers and damaging trees.

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Don't forget Rachel Reeves, she should take her fair share of blame.

Me: Actually the gutters need cleaning out.

Me: shall I clean out dad's desk draws, do some laundry or review all my savings accounts with a view to simplifying my personal finances?

Brain: Tell you what why don't you start all three then not finish any of them?

Just a buzzing brain!

Too much... meaning

I bet you would.

I get the impression Isabel Oakeshott is suddenly going to be preferring the UK to Dubai.

Woah!

you gotta laugh else you'll cry

"Moved to Dubai for tax shelter and now I’m in a bomb shelter"
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You're a monster, shilling for another monster.

Very clear that for Starmer, 'sectarian voting' is when British Muslims don't vote Labour, and for many others, it is just when British Muslims vote.

They talk like 12 year old dweebs. Pathetic.

Ugh, hugs.

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