Not “board” - what Trump actually said was “bored” of peace
19.01.2026 17:43
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Not “board” - what Trump actually said was “bored” of peace
Hahahahaha what on God’s green earth is the point of Keir Starmer. Surely as soon as the local elections are over he’s gone. An utter disaster
Because he’s doing such a fantastic job running the UK and has so much spare time
I went to a very cool artsy party a year or so ago where they had St John claret in boxes - disappointed to discover they don't sell it any more. Anyone got good recommendations for really quite decent red wine in boxes? #WetJanuary
Trump’s buckling under the pressure
AI-GENERATED REVIEWS OF AI-GENERATED ACTOR’S TILLY NORWOOD’S AI-GENERATED MOVIES
A comic masterpiece
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/ai-...
Perfect
The government is blowing £30 billion to transfer the Chagos Islands to Mauritius. Keir Starmer is compromising national security at vast cost.
This will aid Chinese strategic interests in the Indian Ocean.
A betrayal of national interests, conducted without transparency or democratic mandate.
FBI Agent goes public with Russian intelligence operation that hooked Musk and Theil
The GRU successfully cultivated relationships with high-profile Silicon Valley billionaires, using a combination of flattery, backchannel political access, & kompromat.
kyivinsider.com/fbi-agent-go...
You know what an American pope means: on top of your donation at mass you’ll be expected to give a >20% tip.
Douglas Adams foresaw AI
This India v Pakistan conflict would simply not have started if Trump was president.
Wow! So cute
Conclave II: White Smoke Rising.
"Habemus Vengeance"
Pope Francis is gone. A radical, a reformer, a shepherd to those on the margins. Whatever you believed, he believed in love.
Requiescat in pace.
Incredibly sound life advice in the form of a nice proverb I just stumbled across
Today we were two
When tariffs make you on-shore manufacturing you haven’t done in decades
The nation expects every man to do their duty
They are *not* taking these tariffs lying down on the McDonald Islands
10% tariffs on Britain isn’t the brexit benefit we were promised (still no trade deal!), it’s a slap in the face Brexiters are desperately telling you isn’t so bad because the guy next to you is getting kicked in the nuts
Today I announce tariffs on the following:
People who chew with their mouth open: 100%
People who say “Ec cetera”: 75%
Nuns, cricketers, & church organists: 0%
Restaurants that ask you if you’re familiar with their concept: 50%
Svalbard: 200%
Regents Park cyclists: 1000%
Excited to announce a new podcast entirely produced by AI: combining CEO mindset insights & nutrition advice from the most notorious manfluencer of all time: the Iron WillCast combines generative AI with the maximum hustle mentality of none other than Adolf Hitler #IronWillCast
Talking about the political difficulties posed by the cost of illegal migrants while the labour government undertakes austerity on Sky News
Dare absolutely not accepted - I have written for most of the newspapers in this country and I’m proud to have done so. They do important work to check facts and report what matters. They aren’t perfect but they’re vastly superior to social media content.
Excited to go on Sky News tonight to review the news making tomorrow’s papers. Tune in from 10.30pm
