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Lvl. 43 Motion Picture Engineer, Champion of Gaia. Hangs around Satyrs too much. Terminal Rochestarian. Just add coffee/whisky. Formerly same @ on birdsite.

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Diarrhea Pocket~

08.03.2026 18:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

18.02.2026 16:23 👍 40990 🔁 10911 💬 310 📌 339

"the whole system will crash"

oh no, not the system where only the worst people alive have all the money and use it to buy children to sate their abhorrent desires and everybody else dies poor from cancer or at the hands of the state

not that system

what ever will we do without that system

13.02.2026 20:06 👍 349 🔁 118 💬 1 📌 0

They may be rich and powerful but they are not and never were smart.

07.02.2026 16:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A painting of a bird beside the text "i see that you've been promoted to chief executive shitfuck"

A painting of a bird beside the text "i see that you've been promoted to chief executive shitfuck"

04.02.2026 23:02 👍 447 🔁 76 💬 2 📌 1

Double the rush fees, double the fun!

04.02.2026 17:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
AMC Unveils ‘The Moment’ Commemorative Poppers Bucket

AMC Unveils ‘The Moment’ Commemorative Poppers Bucket

AMC Unveils ‘The Moment’ Commemorative Poppers Bucket

30.01.2026 21:30 👍 850 🔁 85 💬 12 📌 17
3 panel digital comic. First panel has a white cat that says "what a year it's been huh?" Second panel has a black cat that replies "it's still January" and last panel has the white cat with no dialogue but just a single tear in it's eyes

3 panel digital comic. First panel has a white cat that says "what a year it's been huh?" Second panel has a black cat that replies "it's still January" and last panel has the white cat with no dialogue but just a single tear in it's eyes

What a year amirite

#art #comic #cats #cuteart

29.01.2026 14:16 👍 1061 🔁 389 💬 6 📌 4
A painting of a bird beside the text "i've had enough of this bullshit to last me three lifetimes"

A painting of a bird beside the text "i've had enough of this bullshit to last me three lifetimes"

13.01.2026 15:08 👍 491 🔁 133 💬 3 📌 16

Never do this. NEVER EVER. The odds that the AI will be wrong and you will harass an innocent are too high. AI is not magic, NCIS is a fictional TV show, and no matter how much you like Abby she isn't actually real.

This is a bad thing to do and people who suggest doing it should feel bad.

13.01.2026 02:58 👍 1062 🔁 196 💬 13 📌 3
A very large rock collides with a very blue planet.

A very large rock collides with a very blue planet.

08.01.2026 20:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

$650 for FUCKING nasal swab? Just fucking end it already.

08.01.2026 20:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
a bald eagle surrounded by stars and stripes and the text "oh my god, what the fuck"

a bald eagle surrounded by stars and stripes and the text "oh my god, what the fuck"

07.01.2026 18:43 👍 2181 🔁 634 💬 15 📌 39

One thing I do admire about capitalism is the natural death cycle. With the introduction of streaming, companies had all but eliminated piracy! Affordable, convenient. But they couldn’t help themselves. The greed is too powerful. “We’re making massive revenue now, but if we jack up prices and split-

07.01.2026 14:05 👍 38 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

Affirmation Coyote volunteers for a study to see if this works on canines.

19.12.2025 15:09 👍 47 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 2
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Feral Hearts

Two odd beings find tenderness, or a quiet kind of love that doesn’t need naming. What they find together may be love, or safety, or simply the relief of being seen. The world around them mirrors this truth: bones feed roots, insects thrive, and so-called unwanted beings persist. -

19.12.2025 09:49 👍 1284 🔁 434 💬 19 📌 6
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18.12.2025 13:46 👍 20461 🔁 6464 💬 104 📌 141

The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes.

I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.

17.12.2025 20:56 👍 17868 🔁 3206 💬 595 📌 356
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A Anti-AI PSA video that came out recently. Source currently unknown.

13.12.2025 11:39 👍 54 🔁 31 💬 1 📌 2
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i feel the tiredness in my bones

12.12.2025 19:58 👍 109 🔁 24 💬 2 📌 0

Terrible company makes terrible decision to ally with other terrible company

11.12.2025 15:22 👍 25 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
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Christmas commercial for Infinitum (recycling company, Norway).
Animation : Brikk & Dept studios.
Inspiration : Don Bluth.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2twI...

08.12.2025 17:31 👍 3449 🔁 1056 💬 63 📌 157
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Keep wolping. You got this.

08.12.2025 05:16 👍 331 🔁 104 💬 1 📌 3

Dearest Micron, I won't be waiting for you when AI inevitably dumps you at the altar.

04.12.2025 14:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nor did most of the equipment shown EXIST back when this was made.

And of course the BTS photographer would have been hit with the pillowcase of doorknobs for holding their camera "sideways" like an imbecile.

I do kind of want that hovering foam apple box though.

02.12.2025 15:23 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
A silhouette depicting the stages of evolution, culminating in a werewolf as the final form. The accompanying text reads "Evolve," with an additional red "v" resulting in "ewolve."

A silhouette depicting the stages of evolution, culminating in a werewolf as the final form. The accompanying text reads "Evolve," with an additional red "v" resulting in "ewolve."

Untame thyself

01.12.2025 22:33 👍 748 🔁 210 💬 11 📌 2
Picture of a cat shouting "WHY IS IT DECEMBER"

Picture of a cat shouting "WHY IS IT DECEMBER"

01.12.2025 00:04 👍 2078 🔁 1053 💬 3 📌 7

Steamed Hams? For Wolfenoot??

24.11.2025 00:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Suppose we can stop giving Cloudflare money now, seeing as they break the Internet every fiscal quarter?

18.11.2025 14:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0