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πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ» He/Him/Sir Just this guy going through life in Belleville,.Ontario.

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The idea of that is that he's enjoying the fantasy of not having the intelligence to solve the puzzle and just being a dumb dog that wouldn't understand that but does understand petting and snacks.

09.03.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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None more cruel than the cherry crueller.

22.02.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not stepping out, orderiΓ±g in.

17.02.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It definitely is stressful sometimes. I find it helpful to try to distract myself with some other activity while I wait for it to quiet down.

16.02.2026 12:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've said before that perhaps I ought to be an Orthodox priest because I love wearing black and having a beard so much.

15.02.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There is that but also if you became friends you might get invited to play golf and that just seems frustrating.

07.02.2026 01:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes. There's a nice coffee cup too.

06.02.2026 22:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A tree that has had a carving of an old bearded man placed on it.

A tree that has had a carving of an old bearded man placed on it.

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie.

Winter always does bad things to how I feel.

01.02.2026 07:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm happy with a carrot cake that does not contain raisins. The thing I really don't need to see again is pizelle wafers. Years ago we used to order pizza from this place that put them into each order. They aren't that tasty so we'd accumulate them then feel guilty about wasting food and eat them.

01.02.2026 07:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
WIND ROSE - Diggy Diggy Hole (Official Video) | Napalm Records
WIND ROSE - Diggy Diggy Hole (Official Video) | Napalm Records YouTube video by Napalm Records

Looking at what's going on outside today I'm going to need this on later for inspiration as I shovel the driveway. There will be a lot of diggy diggy.

19.01.2026 17:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A sign promoting a Butts on the Buzz Challenge.

A sign promoting a Butts on the Buzz Challenge.

I thought this was a recreational activity and not a contest.

17.01.2026 21:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'll have to give it a try. I stopped watching all things Drag Race because I thought it had gotten too repetitive. If Drag Race Canada is now actually different in some way I'm happy to watch again.

11.01.2026 05:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A photo of a small town theatre with a display showing that Gowan is playing there on February 10th.

A photo of a small town theatre with a display showing that Gowan is playing there on February 10th.

Our local theatre in town is where Canadian music careers go to die.

08.01.2026 03:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've done that before. It's a good time for hats.

05.01.2026 00:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty sure I am. It's a boring block.

04.01.2026 21:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Goodbye fresh. That's tiny.

04.01.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A fine 55 it is. Have a good birthday!

29.12.2025 00:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I love this. They also did one making fun of art of the Yule Cat.

24.12.2025 19:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Careful. I did it once and that turned into a lifetime.

24.12.2025 19:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Same here. Whoever built this house must have had really long legs, the stairs are each quite big, and thought that stair railings were for sissies and you should fall downstairs like a real man.

16.12.2025 13:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good pup!

16.12.2025 13:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't hate it at much as other people seemed to but it did miss the point of Tron which is to imagine in a fantastic way drama going on in your own computer. Bringing the action into the real world was a mistake.

16.12.2025 13:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have to change to that instead of leaving milk and cookies. I might get better presents.

16.12.2025 13:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Either works.

15.12.2025 06:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Nobody Beats Our Meat Commercial
Nobody Beats Our Meat Commercial YouTube video by Found Footage Fest

I'm partial to a nice slice of bear.

07.12.2025 05:57 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It is, but I think it's educational. It's possible to get too wrapped up in your superficial impression of someone. Geordi liking holo-Brahms is understandable but then he tries to interact with real Brahms like that and rightfully gets put in his place. The real person isn't the image.

07.12.2025 05:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I already know. I was 15 once.

06.12.2025 05:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is something that would never happen around here as a special occasion. Every night is flannel night.

06.12.2025 05:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is a much better version of that than the one with Brooke Shields.

04.12.2025 08:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can't shop, tree will eat me.

03.12.2025 19:38 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0