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I remembered this existed please donβt panic
Whoever made expresso martinis needs to see me right mf now π€π‘ (angry passionate sex)
Good evening all π€ friendly reminder at the end of the day, your coworkers are just that, coworkers. Not friends, coworkers π
Fr lmao love that for you though ππ€
Gotta do it with no lights on except for the one above the stove lmaoo π
I knew I shouldβve gotten food before I came to this bum ass job π
Mrs Doubtfire is my favourite movie about violating a custody agreement
Okay hear me outβ¦ I loooveeee Olivia and trust her with my soul, but sheβs by the book. Raymondβs blowing peopleβs kneecaps off to get me back home. 24 hours and Iβm home in 12 π€·π½ββοΈ
Anytime! ππ½
You got this π₯Ήπ€ you made it this far already and Iβm proud of you for that!
Thatβs fair Iβm in the same boat ππ
*disappointedly* i had such high hopes for you
me: okay, well i would have not suggested you do that
Now Iβm curious π§
Iykyk π
OH π
A Chipotle burrito and a can of Pepsi hate to see me coming
A day that you rest is not a day that we suddenly stop being proud of you, remember this.
Everyone can rest easy now I am off work tysm for your concerns π€
Goodmorning! ππ€
Iβve been thinking more and more lately about having the β¨conversationβ¨with my dad finally but idk yet π
You said:
Crispy edge, soft middle
Things to remember if you're a first-time author:
β¨ One sentence at a time is still progress
β¨ Plotter or panster, every first draft is messy
β¨ Progress doesn't always mean word count
β¨ You do NOT have to write chronologically
β¨ Always remember what drove you to write your story
#WritingCommunity
X: Blocked people can read your tweets
Bluesky: We will send an agent back in time to stop the blocked person's parents from ever meeting
The trusty black cardigan will never go away I fear π€
Goodmorninggg π
When discussing bad bitches make sure you say Martha May Whovier with your chest ππ₯