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๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ Birder, erstwhile Sam Dan. Human, cat, turtle, chicken, and fish parent. Bait wrangler. Teenagers and New Jersey are underrated.

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Or the guy who answered when you called the radio station.

17.08.2025 00:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's like Swiss clockwork.

26.07.2025 23:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Apartheid Alcatraz!

26.07.2025 23:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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26.07.2025 23:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was unprepared for how much my enthusiasm for the Royal Family would evaporate when she passed.

15.07.2025 01:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Didn't even change my outdoor lights to red white and blue. ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ not feeling it.

04.07.2025 16:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hope they keep it out, I'm severely allergic (realize that's not what they're addressing here - its reduction in use has just been a great fringe benefit for me).

25.06.2025 20:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's my rep!

25.06.2025 01:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But, but, the "tRuMp Iz GoD pOlLiNg GrOuP" says it has a 99% approval. He said so!

24.06.2025 16:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The ROUS have endorsed Cuomo.

23.06.2025 21:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Woah!

20.06.2025 07:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have a chicken that could be that kitten's long-lost cousin.

19.06.2025 12:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cite sources, please. Other than "I pulled it out of my butt", "RFKJR told me so" or "It just makes for a good narrative".

19.06.2025 12:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you need a semi-automatic for hunting, I wouldn't admit it in public.

19.06.2025 12:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very good point!

09.06.2025 20:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ironically, a truly conservative judiciary is just about as "bad" for him as a more liberal one. He wants a MAGA or neo-con judiciary.

30.05.2025 18:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was always so beautiful when one of my kids found a book that completely sucked them in.

19.05.2025 01:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Next Noem cosplay...

17.05.2025 22:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When was JD Vance last in Louisiana?

17.05.2025 08:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh boy, there is nothing more awesome than hitting the road when you're a birder. Enjoy - and great shots!

17.05.2025 08:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is one of the birds I really want to see! Have to travel for it, but hopefully someday. I just got my first American Flamingo last week, so anything is possible, right? Great shot!

15.05.2025 14:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mental giants among us keep saying "But I'm a citizen!" or "I'm here legally!" etc.

And when is your opportunity to document and prove that?

Due freaking process, people.

15.05.2025 14:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Awww, poor little Cadwalladr and Frankenberry didn't get to come?

14.05.2025 07:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just rolled my eyes so hard that they may need surgical repair.

14.05.2025 07:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Depends how mixed.

13.05.2025 13:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They know they'd be doxxed, and they're scared.

13.05.2025 13:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They'll go scurrying back as soon as the wind shifts.

12.05.2025 23:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ours?

11.05.2025 14:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lol, have any of them SEEN Bonnie Watson Coleman? Anyone who could be body slammed by her should immediately retire from law enforcement with much shaming.

11.05.2025 02:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They can spend their time off building shanties for the newly incorporated town of Starbase.

10.05.2025 21:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0