A picture from Temu of a modern cat litter housing with a sleeping area above. The photoshopped cat in it has a black metal pole through it's head. The statement on the picture says "a private, safe and comfortable space for your pets".
Judging from the picture, I would say this statement is a lie
Picture shows a listing on temu with a man with a scoop in one hand and a rake in the other. It says it's a metal pet poop scoop. Beneath the picture, it has "valentine's day"
It's like they know me...
This t shirt has a union flag on it with the caption "if the flag deseis you I'll helet you pack"
And another one. I think I'm now going to be shown every single bad AI T shirt on temu.
T shirt depicting an egg on a cushion and a chicken beside it. It says "I guess that answers that question". In a speech bubble above the egg, it has a nonsense sentence saying "sorry, may is not, not thver happened before I sweet"
Does it though?
I will never understand right angled eyelashes.
It's like they really need some strategists...
I remember when hair mousse made it big. Literally.
What a time to be alive.
Now this is what I call BRILLIANT CREATIVE
😂😂😂😂
Sometimes, when I take my hair down from a ponytail, I like to pretend I'm Krystle Carrington.
@mrrickygervais.bsky.social
Just tweeted you before I thought to check here, since obviously you'll be on here instead.
I see the free speech you so loved about America has gone to fucking shit. I don't understand how dense some people can be! Any thoughts on your fellow comedians being fired?
I would like to fly flags at half staff for every child killed in a school shooting
"He reviled, belittled, and demeaned large numbers of my fellow Americans, but he was quite cordial to me" sets my teeth on edge.
Why the fuck does RFK sound like he's buffering?
Pretty sure I hate my neighbours. They're either out the back garden in their smokehouse, laughing and making noise and smoke at all hours so we can't open the windows, or they're out the front of the house talking to friends and family at full volume, meaning no silence for me.
Cunts.
Just about to go to bed so I definitely won't be watching an earworm song or I'll never sleep 😂
Epic! But, everyone should be doing that.
Fuckoffffffffffff 😭😂😂😂
I'd like to have a stack of magnetic bumper stickers that say "carload of cunts" in my backseat, so I can apply them judiciously to strangers' vehicles on an ad hoc basis
Great, now I'm fkn singing that in my head 😒.
Picture is a screenshot of an email sent out by the American government regarding my current ESTA that allows me to gain entry to the US. It is warning me it is going to expire in August and to order a new one if I need it.
Eh....I'll wait...thanks...
Two images, both badly translated with the descriptions in the main skeet.
Looking for a new air cooler. I'm having trouble deciding between the one with the moisty wind or the one with the humfication.
Temu when I stop buying from them because I'm not getting more than my money's worth
That is not pro-life.
My mom used to work for a real pro-life center. Free pregnancy tests, free counseling. Free medical care. Free clothing and furniture for mom and baby if they needed it. Connection to resources. Housing if they had none. No guilt if they didn’t keep it.
THAT is pro-life.
“Not that it really matters” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Everyone else, not me...
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my client doesn’t feel guilty. Like, at all.
You know, after the number of horror movies that we've seen, you'd think people would stop buying rocking chairs by now.
There are two pictures, one is of two Maine coon kittens, one with a scrunched up neck and the other looking cute. The other picture is Chris Farley and Patrick Swayze in the SNL sketch where they are auditioning for the Chippendales. They look like the same picture in reverse.
I wonder why they reversed the image 🤔
😂😂😂😂, I better not let any of the lady cops see or they might come over all unnecessary!
