No 41m is what the stake became on 40x leverage. But at 40x, tiny moves against you bring you to the margin (the loss of your stake due to decrease in value of the underlying asset), so you get liquidated (sale forced at unfavorable prices) by the exchange to make sure they recover their money
They know what it feels like to get fucked in the a-
Might as well go 40x leverage to lock it in
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AXIOS: RUBIO TOLD ARAB FOREIGN MINISTERS THAT WASHINGTON'S GOAL IS NOT REGIME CHANGE AND THAT IT WANTS DIFFERENT PEOPLE TO RUN THE COUNTRY
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Confession I haven’t actually been keeping that thang on me
I think we might have rhymed ‘all night long’ and ‘break of dawn’ enough times
Hahahahaha of all the people I thought would be caught in this net…
everyday I’m throuplin
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Idk dude ask him
Almost time for the new neighbor at the end of the street to find out why the old owners put their house up for sale in the Fall, which is that the big tree in the front yard smells intensely like cum for months in the Spring
seems bad
lmfao absolute classic
last time we had a bucket vomit situation, kid successfully pukes into bucket and feels so proud that they have to dump the bucket in the toilet, but trip and drop the bucket on the carpet, then pukes again, all over the carpet and couch. then starts crying because im laughing like a maniac.
Son home sick. Give him a bucket next to the couch, with instructions to use if it’s an emergency, but get to the toilet if possible. Feels like he’s gonna vomit, pulls emergency bucket *onto* couch and misses it. Kids!
23 years old today
Unreal album
Ongoing “lol” at every entity that cuts a lopsided deal with this guy rather than telling him to fuck off
Ok, but what did this client state of the US, hosting US forward military positions, do to draw fire here?….?
Right, so we actually said “no punchbacks” when we blew up the school and yet Iran brazenly continu
"that's the way it is" is trump at his finest. i love those moments where you can see he understands he needs to strike a solemn and somber tone. you can see him reach around in the bag but since he is both incredibly dumb and also doesnt give a shit, he just dredges up random words
lmfao yes
Cold comfort but he’s definitely lighting up everyone who sold him on this attack right now
Damn I have snaked a light before, but that was when I was very young and stupid and racing across town for thrills and girls. Honestly crazy maneuver
Hobbyist military strat guys explaining how Iran can’t actually close the Strait of Hormuz forgot to check with the people who are actually in charge
