Agers

this is still the realest thing ever said about america

Fray: Such is our lot. Such is the fate of all who are born─to suffer and to die. Do not seek forgiveness, for it will not ease the burden. It weighs as it should.

I feel like this is the literal least we could do. Why is the controversial? Get it done already.

If you lost your job because of DOGE, this will enrage you.

They built a whole-ass crusade around “DEI,” then sent a staffer into a deposition who couldn’t even define it.

Justin Fox’s and his assignment was to help flag grants for elimination based on a term he struggled to explain under oath. 🥴

Reminder that the only time Mastercard has flinched is when outrage was directed at them. Attacking platforms like SubscribeStar for Visa/Mastercard's extralegal censorship is exactly the deflection they want.

I miss the days when hamburgers with eyes welcomed you as you walked up to a McDonald’s

Trill is doing a charity event as part of Heroes of Time's Community of Champions this week raising money for Breakthrough T1D. A charity helping to cure type 1 diabetes.

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pokopia comic Torkoal asks ditto to make a path to the pokemon center Ditto makes a lovely perfect path directly to the pokemon center Zoom out and Torkoal is climbing a big pile of rocks slightly to the right of the path: "oh no this is far too bumpy"

🐢 #pokopia

"Hey... are you awake?"

HAPPY MAR10 DAY！
#indie_anime #Mario_anime

A carton of chocolate chip cookie entenmanns ice cream

Why yes, instacart, I would

I don’t think Trump and his people are capable of engineering “distractions,” I think the mind-numbing chaos we see every day is straightforwardly the result of giving the dumbest, cruelest, most corrupt, most selfish people of a generation near-unmitigated power

One of the things that personally drives me crazy in the U.S. is how youth sports/athletic activities went from a part of the public good (municipal leagues and fields! rec centers! public parks!) to a privatized, expensive, highly competitive, highly structured pursuit for wealthy kids’ résumés

there they go, the guys

chat is it good when the oil lines go vertical

chat come back here

chat stop screaming

10 Generations of Starter Pokemon!
Who you choosing.
#art #pokemon

🩷 ɪᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴇꜰꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ! 🩷

a four-panel stick-figure cartoon panel one: three standing figures. from left to right, a guy wearing a necktie looking at his phone, an angry MAGA guy yelling FUCK YOUR FUCKIN POST FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, and a rando just standing there like an NPC. panel two: the guy looking at his phone shows MAGA guy his hand, causing MAGA to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where fuckface once was. a green-bordered in-game message appears, reading "+2 Mental Health." now the rando is suddenly interested. panel three: as our man continues doom-scrolling, a sly grin on his face, the rando on the right puts on a punch-me face and snarls: "Typical lefty, blocking everyone who disagrees with-" panel four phone guy shows the hand to punch-me face, causing the rando to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where that dickhead was. a green-bordered in-game message appears again, reading "+2 Mental Health."

Happiest of births!

2228:friends!🛹

#1日1ウパー

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Huge win for me today: someone complimented my socks and I just said “thank you” instead of “thank you I got chocolate on them earlier because I was laying in the floor eating ice cream”

For context, the supreme court ruled Trump's tariffs illegal. While the collected tariffs are supposed to be refunded, there's no structure for that.

Suing in this way creates a pathway for refunds to companies.

Not consumers who had to pay the elevated costs, though.

I was introduced to this Anti-AI slop site by @kamkonek.bsky.social where your answers come from humans LARPing as AI and you in turn also pretend to be AI. youraislopbores.me

Sleepy time bear

It's Friday night baby

give whoever’s idea this was a merit badge

I'm never going going to eat from anything else.