Abby Koch

Guys I know things fluctuate from year to year but shouldn’t we be well within darth wake-up time?

That guy… slick

Hari was magic. Those beans blessed us so much by being themselves. just grateful to have known them vicariously. 💔

Dignified except for the buffoon with a hat on.

I was a mile away from a tornado that touched down in Denver long before the cell phone era. The way you can see debris flying out of your tornado is what I remember so clearly about it. Hope nobody got hurt!

Wowza

I preordered 2 copies yesterday—the audiobook for me and the hardcover for my mom. Can’t wait!

Square corgi butt 😂

A take that lets Trump declare absolute victory whenever he wants

Not unlike destroying Iran’s already obliterated nuclear program

It’s too far out of his control to TACO

I’m afraid your cat is broken, ma’am.

He is impulsive, shortsighted and shallow. And stupid about everything except his own survival.

He’s still waiting for Trump to settle on one

Something someone just made up

Sucks when your entire (former) staff hates you. She might’ve had a few friends if she wasn’t such a nasty twat

It’s almost like Trump didn’t think about anything beyond making stuff go boom.

I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.

“Will tell lies in exchange for access to a private jet”

Let me be clear: I’m glad Kristi Noem was fired. But we still have to abolish ICE.

It should be a firing offense in any line of work

There’s a finite number of phrases in his mind and he just mad libs them together on the fly.

You never know when the call will come

Franz logo on white background with Some of the Things Bagels speckled with a small smattering of sesame and poppy seeds

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When low info voters are asked what percentage of the population is trans, they make crazy high guess like 30%

Planning is for suckers and losers

Why now? screams ever louder

I’ve not shopped at Target since they capitulated to the anti woke mob

Colorado is budding in full springtime mode following the warmest February on record

Same phenomenon as among vegans and CrossFit devotees—you think they are ALL annoying because of the people who won’t shut up about it