Izzy

We are staying in a lodge overlooking this. Hippos all evening 🦛🦛🦛

Anyone who knows me and my daughter IRL

“A haaaand-drillllll?” has delighted me in the first few minutes

Ok. Small Prophets. I’m going in. I know I am going to adore it.

You gotta live a little my sweet fluff bun <arteries clog with delicious expensive fats>

Halloumi fajitas, followed by a slab of chocolate cake. Perfection

I’m YOUR birthdeh betch

My alt text there indicating that I may be a lil tiiiiiipsy

My favourite place in the world, been a few times. DO IT

I think this is a kind of Czech advocaat I believe, which was schlepped over in a suitcase for me

3 beers, one Buck’s Fizz and a shot of this deep because it’s my birthday <hic>

Supermarket sage and onion stuffing. Dry, slightly bitter bread

He’d be right at home chez moi

Bring the child and I’ll consider it

Tomorrow I am making a Sunday roast and a trifle for our Czech guest and I am unaccountably nervous. I am concerned that 9 pigs in blankets per person is insufficient

Such an awful, awful disease

Booooooo #icehockey

I’m not entirely sure, but I think that Canadian goal may have been a ‘short handed’ one

We have the Czech lad in the house, here’s to a week of me trailing around after 2 lads in various cute places across the north of England, ever ready to produce my apple pay

HAHAHAHAHAHA ABOUT FUCKING TIME THE HEINOUS TWAT

The youngest’s boyfriend is on his way over from Czechia 🇨🇿🇨🇿 so it’s fever pitch here right now

The Czech / Canada ice hockey quarter final was ridiculously brilliant and exciting

Spending those premium bonds winnings in style

5 hour train journey home from Glasgow, it’s been a great couple of days 🦉🦉🦉🦉

Tattoos of an angry and a bewildered burrowing owl

Tattoo of a dorky burrowing owl

What have I been up to today?

It’ll be a long session. I’ll be a husk by 7pm tomorrow

My tattooist is going to do a whimsical rendition of these owls

All this for a tattoo of confused and angry burrowing owls tomorrow (which I am very giddy about)

It took 4 changes of train to get here, travelling through all the glamour spots: Middlesbrough! Allens West! Darlington!

I am in Glasgow, avoiding Tennents Lager in every bar. Living the dream

Men who play ice hockey are very aggy (apart from my beloved Quinn Hughes, who is just a haunted Victorian child)