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@kizzercrate

Work out, mash fighting games, and wax poetic about swangers and breffix. Sometimes all at the same time. Banner by @highwaymilkshake.bsky.social

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3 deeply important Fighting Games to making me who I am today (also they didn't have KOF 15 ๐Ÿ˜ข)
3 Existential Crises that ruined my life (positive)
3 GOATs that just feel *good* to play

06.03.2026 15:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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1st hour concurrent user counts on Steam:
-Slay the Spire 2 - 81,396
-Marathon - 81,152

05.03.2026 18:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 232 ๐Ÿ” 20 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 25

The Combo Breaker main hotel venue chamion has extended his abilities to other important matters, such as this one.

05.03.2026 19:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It's time.

05.03.2026 18:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

live Kizzer update:

05.03.2026 16:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, I too am observing. ๐Ÿ‘€ Not a criticism

05.03.2026 05:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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my girl call me caesar the way im always hot and ready

04.03.2026 18:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Today is the last day to ask me for shit until June. Get your requests in now.

04.03.2026 17:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

a single snuggle from big papa huge time would singlehandly fix my life

03.03.2026 18:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 678 ๐Ÿ” 218 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

DayQuil with honey (yes, it is unfortunately a real product) and Gatorade with extra electrolytes.

Real breakfast of champions, I tell you what.

04.03.2026 14:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Fan art of Johnny in Guilty Gear Xrd, flipping a coin.

Fan art of Johnny in Guilty Gear Xrd, flipping a coin.

Johnny in #ggxrd
Xrdใฎใ‚ธใƒงใƒ‹ใƒผ

๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ•น๏ธ

03.03.2026 23:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 191 ๐Ÿ” 71 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"Why haven't fighting games died yet?"

I wrote about the unique strengths of the fighting game genre that have allowed fighting games to survive multiple generations of evolution intact, and why you didn't fall in love with a product. Warning: This is a long one.

www.patreon.com/posts/152148...

03.03.2026 17:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 279 ๐Ÿ” 149 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 16

Maturity is realizing that Reflect and Light Screen solve more problems than "Strategy? Spacing? I just keep swinging until I hit something."

Offense makes the highlight reel. Defense wins chamionships.

01.03.2026 20:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Chilaquiles

Chilaquiles

This will heal my arm

01.03.2026 17:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A digital painting of a pokemon.
In a sunlit room, the new gen dog-like pokemon lies on a blanket while being petted with a firm, almost grabbing motion. Tufts of fur spill out between the fingers.

A digital painting of a pokemon. In a sunlit room, the new gen dog-like pokemon lies on a blanket while being petted with a firm, almost grabbing motion. Tufts of fur spill out between the fingers.

New family

27.02.2026 22:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 16038 ๐Ÿ” 4224 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 54 ๐Ÿ“Œ 26
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Ah yes, noted extensive market research such as--

*checks notes*

..."Thick thighs save lives". Groundbreaking research. Truly revolutionary. Can't believe nobody thought of this before.

27.02.2026 16:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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some say they are still fighting to this day
#ใƒใ‚ฑใƒขใƒณ30ๅ‘จๅนด #Pokemon30

26.02.2026 15:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1669 ๐Ÿ” 694 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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30ๅ‘จๅนด๏ผ๏ผ๏ผ๏ผใŠใ‚ใงใจใ†๐ŸŽ‰

26.02.2026 15:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2217 ๐Ÿ” 1030 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
French toast with eggs, bacon and sausage

French toast with eggs, bacon and sausage

We toasting this morning

26.02.2026 15:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's not THAT bad--I know I'm in the second half of a head cold. Sore throat Mon/Tues, moved to a headache yesterday. If I'm not better by tomorrow though, urgent care is literally two blocks away so I'll head over, I promise. ๐Ÿซก

26.02.2026 15:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My head feels like it's gently being squeezed from the outside, like someone testing the firmness of a melon.

Constantly.

I thought a big burger and a good night of sleep would fix that, but boy was I wrong lol.

At least the burger was good.

26.02.2026 14:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You ever been so mad at a video game that you WANTED to go back to work instead of playing more?

That's me trying to play Silent in Slay the Spire. Not only am I mad, but I'm mad that I'm mad and I'm about this close to going to touch grass.

24.02.2026 19:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are those Cliftons?

21.02.2026 02:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Morning after update:

This is a new level of soreness that I didn't even know existed. I'm not getting out of bed.

20.02.2026 15:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

unironically tho LOL

20.02.2026 03:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

PT Update: one day, I will stop being a scientific anomaly. Today sure as FUCK wasn't that day.

"Usually, when I massage a hamstring muscle, there's some give, some pliability. Not yours."

bro I just want to be functional ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

20.02.2026 02:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Might look into this if things still aren't settled in a couple months. I'm in the middle of retooling my diet/exercise/sleep and I need to see how that all shakes out when I get it all dialed in.

19.02.2026 16:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't worry, I've already got the coffee IV hooked directly into my veins lmao. I just might have to come to terms that my body won't let me be a night owl anymore (._. )

19.02.2026 14:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The one thing that I still haven't figured out about turning 40 is the fact that seemingly like flipping a switch, getting 5 hours of sleep instead of 6+ feels like a death sentence lol. It honestly feels like I didn't sleep at all. This is brutal ๐Ÿ˜ญ

19.02.2026 14:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This looks insane. I'm jealous, have fun!!

19.02.2026 05:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0