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Fab Five Freddy told me everybody's fly, but I have my doubts

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Godley & Creme - Cry
Godley & Creme - Cry YouTube video by GodleyCremeVEVO

Godley and Creme did it first

youtu.be/6a_PRcVYX7g?...

07.03.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's being demolished to build a health centre πŸ˜‚

07.03.2026 14:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Watching the synchro skating in Sheffield. Kudos to the team skating the Timewarp

07.03.2026 14:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Shroom hair has been around since the 1400s

07.03.2026 11:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
John of Lancaster, Duke of Bedford

John of Lancaster, Duke of Bedford

Ibiza Final Boss

Ibiza Final Boss

07.03.2026 11:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It always pays to be prepared for the apocalypse

07.03.2026 11:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thirdly: this is not the most efficient way to consume hedgehog, you're supposed to cover it in clay before roasting it. When you crack open the clay, the prickers come off with it and it's easier to eat

07.03.2026 11:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We made this for a laugh and it was delicious

07.03.2026 11:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Shout-out to the two women in the audience eating ice-creams #WorldJFigure

07.03.2026 11:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if he moved out because I loudly called him an alcoholic wanker when he was slamming bottles into the bin? Alchies hate their addictions being pointed out

07.03.2026 10:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A decade of having a creepy neighbour really takes it out of you.

One down, one to go

07.03.2026 10:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's been a week since the popeyed tosser from upstairs moved out. It's been lovely being able to go into my garden without him turning up and stinking everywhere up with his noxious weed. In fact, his general creepiness has not been missed at all. I bet his new neighbours already hate him

07.03.2026 10:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Knowing his penchant for plates of meat, it'll probably feature Sandy Shaw

06.03.2026 22:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

,🎢 Kodachro-o-ome 🎢 #notTOTP

06.03.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image
06.03.2026 21:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So sorry for your loss ((HUGS))

06.03.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can always manage a bit of Simon & Garfunkel in Central Park to soothe my soul #notTOTP

06.03.2026 21:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#TOTP Remember when we couldn't call them Massive Attack because of woke?

06.03.2026 20:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#TOTP Andy love, if you don't want to feel sad, stop singing this bloody song

06.03.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#TOTP The Bee Gees are really cleaning up in this episode πŸ’ΈπŸ’ΈπŸ’°πŸ’°

06.03.2026 20:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#TOTP I've got this Darting pain in my head

06.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Did you ever see them on Re:Covered? I was there for the filming. The hottest day of the year and they're all in big furry costumes πŸ˜‚

06.03.2026 19:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Botox is doing a lot of heavy lifting these days πŸ˜‚

06.03.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@cheekyian.bsky.social The Great Cardigan Shortage has hit the Halliwell

06.03.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

For those long-term followers who wanted to know what I did with the original clay I harvested: I had to dump it because some twunt had poured what I suspect was engine oil into the soul, thus tainting it good 'n' proper.

Anyway, I've got fresh now, and it looks and smells a lot better

06.03.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Born in '73, so, er, 25 I think

06.03.2026 19:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

*Story. Sorry

06.03.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#TOTP The Lou Pearlman Sorry on YouTube is a good watch, if your idea of good is horrific. Poor boyband lads, all of them. Puppets for nonces

06.03.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, that can stay.

The jebend who went to my mate's daughter's bar and got stabby because a staff member asked him to take his vape outside, thus traumatising everyone can be the first to go though

06.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's what Stockport deserves

06.03.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0