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A Few Loose๐Ÿงต Patching Decent Ones๐Ÿชก โ€ฆwatching most unravel๐Ÿงถ ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ Free Palestine ๐Ÿ‰ Jesus loving, anarchistic christian โ€œI moved on her like a bitch I couldn't get there and she was marriedโ€ฆshe's now got the big phony tits and everythingโ€ - Jesus DJT Christ

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We're at war with Iran because the President of the United States likes to fuck kids

That's super clear, right?

He fucks kids

Children

Trump fucks Children

That needs to be very clear

09.03.2026 01:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 2283 ๐Ÿ” 682 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 147 ๐Ÿ“Œ 33
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Well, this aged exactly how I was afraid it would

08.03.2026 23:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 13909 ๐Ÿ” 3606 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 265 ๐Ÿ“Œ 84

A nation that calls itself a โ€œChristian nationโ€ cuts healthcare and food assistance for millions of people, yet instantly funds wars without question.

Jesus fed the hungry, healed the sick, and told Peter to put his sword away.

May we understand the hypocrisy.

07.03.2026 16:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 294 ๐Ÿ” 86 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

The rapture is not in the Bible.

The rapture is not present in Christianity before the 19th century.

The rapture makes for dangerous theology and foreign policy.

The rapture needs to become a resoundingly opposed sentiment.

07.03.2026 02:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 446 ๐Ÿ” 140 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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Wow. The U.S. Embassy in Jerusalem tells Americans theyโ€™re on their own.

03.03.2026 13:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 14036 ๐Ÿ” 6160 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1613 ๐Ÿ“Œ 989
Quote from Washington Times editorial board

"[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Quote from Washington Times editorial board "[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

02.03.2026 11:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 43902 ๐Ÿ” 6862 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4761 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1830

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

28.02.2026 18:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 23612 ๐Ÿ” 5973 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 141 ๐Ÿ“Œ 66
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Marta (@grammamarta) Everybody knows itโ€™s true. The republicunts just donโ€™t care.

substack.com/@grammamarta...

22.02.2026 17:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 3206 ๐Ÿ” 1415 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 136 ๐Ÿ“Œ 59
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19.02.2026 19:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 36234 ๐Ÿ” 14162 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 470 ๐Ÿ“Œ 659
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This. Every damn bit of it.

18.02.2026 18:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 8861 ๐Ÿ” 4107 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 289 ๐Ÿ“Œ 192
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NEW: ICE Confiscates Children's Letters at Dilley Concentration Camp. I've filed a FOIA Request to Get Them ProPublica recently published heart-wrenching letters from children at Dilley. ICE then raided the dormitories to confiscate and destroy those letters. I've filed a Freedom of Information Act Request.

NEW: ICE has raided dormitories at the Dilley concentration camp to confiscate letters from children per @pabloreports.bsky.social. I have filed a FOIA request for them. @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social: the second we get anything, we will send it to you. 1/ www.muellershewrote.com/p/new-ice-co...

18.02.2026 19:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 13263 ๐Ÿ” 6989 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 658 ๐Ÿ“Œ 447

If youโ€™re okay with human beings and their children suffering in inhumane conditions, fearing the future, and having their right to due process ignored, you donโ€™t have to tell me your religious beliefs.

The fact that youโ€™re okay with those things tells me everything about your religious beliefs.

17.02.2026 23:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 266 ๐Ÿ” 60 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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This is just thing that should be released with names.

17.02.2026 21:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 13983 ๐Ÿ” 4781 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 606 ๐Ÿ“Œ 284
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Ultra-Orthodox are blocking Highway 1 at the entrance to Jerusalem in protest against IDF enlistment

16.02.2026 12:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 43 ๐Ÿ” 18 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

One of the most successful pieces of far right propaganda was to convince so many Christians that helping the poor, feeding the hungry, bringing healthcare to the sick, loving all our neighbors, and caring for our planet was โ€œleftistโ€ and wasnโ€™t actually part of following Jesus.

14.02.2026 18:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 353 ๐Ÿ” 101 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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This guy raped little girls.

14.02.2026 04:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 12278 ๐Ÿ” 3358 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1347 ๐Ÿ“Œ 337
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"I have searched the depths of Legal Arguments."

No. He hasnโ€™t. Or he would have learned the following.๐Ÿ‘‡

14.02.2026 11:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 4574 ๐Ÿ” 1435 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 430 ๐Ÿ“Œ 75

Social media companies are suppressing terms like โ€œEpsteinโ€ and โ€œICEโ€ and โ€œvotingโ€ because they donโ€™t want you thinking about those things. Like and share everything you see.

14.02.2026 16:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 4012 ๐Ÿ” 1505 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 110 ๐Ÿ“Œ 40
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Kristi Noem: "When it gets to Election Day, we've been proactive to make sure we have the right people voting, electing the right leaders to lead this country."

14.02.2026 14:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 12270 ๐Ÿ” 5179 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3719 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2978
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Swalwell: ICE agents shot Alex Pretti and Renee Good. And the only person in the world who has been held accountable by DHS is the pilot who somehow forgot to move Kristi Noemโ€™s blankie.

14.02.2026 02:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 26284 ๐Ÿ” 8311 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 455 ๐Ÿ“Œ 245

You evangelicals really donโ€™t understand how much you serve power over Christ.

While dying on the cross, Jesus would look at you and say โ€œFather, forgive them; for they know not what they doโ€ฆโ€

09.02.2026 21:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Crockett: "The US is falling apart, partially bc he's allowing for killings in the street, but also bc we have a 34 count convicted felon being shielded from any type of accountability as it relates to a child sex trafficking ring. I don't understand why we're pretending any of this is normal."

09.02.2026 15:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 56403 ๐Ÿ” 18264 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1285 ๐Ÿ“Œ 974
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07.02.2026 19:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 12993 ๐Ÿ” 2322 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 261 ๐Ÿ“Œ 102

Where are all the idiots who have defended Trump against claims that he's a racist?

He's a virulent racist...and if you support him, you are, too.

I said what I said.

06.02.2026 16:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 2812 ๐Ÿ” 505 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 143 ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

THEY WANT TO TAKE OVER ELECTIONS WHILE EXECUTING CIVILIANS!

WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!

04.02.2026 01:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 5098 ๐Ÿ” 1488 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 134 ๐Ÿ“Œ 62
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๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡

02.02.2026 18:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 23064 ๐Ÿ” 8763 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 510 ๐Ÿ“Œ 412

This Epstein drop is HUGE and utterly disgusting. I donโ€™t see how this man is allowed to remain in office. Where are the evangelical leaders, the soccer moms, the folks stocking up on eggs, the farmers, the small business owners.

Decide. Who are you?

30.01.2026 22:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 33943 ๐Ÿ” 9042 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1197 ๐Ÿ“Œ 345

When you worship power, compassion and mercy will look like sins.

When you worship power, the harsher the treatment towards your "enemies," the more righteous it will look.

When you worship power, the value and dignity of others is solely measured by their conformity to you.

30.01.2026 01:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 252 ๐Ÿ” 68 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A drawing of Alex Pretti carrying an old person wrapped in an American flag. He is saying -  โ€˜Donโ€™t worry. Iโ€™ve got you.โ€™

A drawing of Alex Pretti carrying an old person wrapped in an American flag. He is saying - โ€˜Donโ€™t worry. Iโ€™ve got you.โ€™

If this doesnโ€™t tug at your heart, make you well up with sadness, you are not human.

27.01.2026 00:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 21526 ๐Ÿ” 6378 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 547 ๐Ÿ“Œ 297

Needless to say that Renee Good and Alex Pretti will go down as heroes here in Minnesota and nationally, their names synonymous with sacrifice and caring for vulnerable neighbors even at the risk of your own life. And hopefully no more innocent lives are lost.

26.01.2026 19:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 28925 ๐Ÿ” 5555 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 690 ๐Ÿ“Œ 176