me: I’ll just lie down for 5 minutes
my body: ok we will now enter a mysterious state that is worse than sleep but also not rest
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me: I’ll just lie down for 5 minutes
my body: ok we will now enter a mysterious state that is worse than sleep but also not rest
Not to mention the, let's say, "changed" reputation of the creator and the fact that one of the cast is responsible for gamergate getting as big as it did.
There's something that's just hitting me wrong about the prospect of giving a beloved cult classic another season after all this time when I just know that something as risky as Firefly, an ambitious sci-fi series not based on an existing IP, would never even get one season today.
15 years ago this would have been the most exciting news imaginable, but now there's something about it that just feels...desperate? Like studios are so determined not to take a risk on something new that they're actually considering making a second season of Firefly.
A screenshot of the symbols next to the address bar in Firefox for android, but the box that would normally have the number of open tabs you have is instead showing an infinity symbol.
Good news, everyone! I have so many tabs open that Firefox doesn't even tell me the number any more.
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Head On The Door is a good source of singles but as an album I find if kind of hit-and-miss, Pornography is my go-to recommendation for when you're having A Day and just want to listen to someone else suffer for a bit.
Kiss Me is a good one to give you an idea of their range, for my money Disintegration and Faith are the best cohesive albums, and I really did like their latest, it feels very "we've been doing this for decades and are beholden to no label (complimentary)".
it was a Woolworths mudcake, btw
Managed to fuck up cutting a cake in a way I didn't even think was possible. It didn't completely separate so instead of lifting the slice out gently I applied way too much pressure and catapulted it to the other side of the table where it landed icing-down.
When Hooters goes bankrupt I will buy the rights to the name and logo and open an owl sanctuary. Staffed by ornithologists with huge breasts
A SKELLETEN SAYIN "DO NOT GIVE ME HINTS " I WONT FIGURE THEM OUT I WONT EVEN KNOW YOUW ERE GIVING ME A HINT , IF YOUR USING SUBTEXT TRY TEXT MOTHER FUCKER , IF YOUR BEING PASSIVE AGRESSIVE TRY BEING AGRESSIVE, I GOT TO MUCH SHIT GOING ON AND TOO MUCH THOGHT'S TO WORK ON A WORD PUZZLE RIGHT NOW, PLUS I GOT SOMETHING IM TRYING TO DEFROST AND I TRYING NOT TO FORGET ABOUT THAT , SO I GOT ALOT ON MY PLATE, BUT IM STILL KICKEN A$$ - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
DONT - dashare.zone ADMIN
Turns out it was named after a guy called William Henry Sneed, who seems to have been a cunt even by 1800s standards.
I looked him up to check where I recognised the name and learned that I was right, he was the "take me back to god's country" guy, and also he's from a place called Sneedville.
Umbrella's just-announced 4k of BMX BANDITS is fucken stacked mate, includes my booklet essay, extras from my 2 favourite young Australian critics/programmers Flynn Boffo and Parker Constantine and OH MY GOD SO MUCH BABY NICOLE KIDMAN AND HER CURLY RED HAIR AND HER BROAD AUSTRALIAN ACCENT 😍
This event is insane
I propose to make universal the old policy of the Blackfriars conference at the American Shakespeare Center:
If you do not end your paper on time, you will be forced to exit, pursued by a bear. Literally, a bear will come take your paper from you.
DA SKLETON ANGEL APPEAR'S TO U.... "THEY SAID I WOULDENT SUCCEED, THEY WERE RIGHT, IT WAS TOO HARD, I GOT BORED " BUT MOST PEOPLES IDEA OF SUCCESS IS HAVIN A BIG GROSS BEIGE HOUSE . A BIG GROSS GREY CAR . ALOT OF EXPENSIVE GREY CLOTHE'S. IMPRESSING THE WORST GUY AT YOUR JOB .,THINKING A TREE IS JUST MONEY THAT HASNT BEEN CUT DOWN AND PRINTED YET. THINKING A FROG IS JUST A ASSHOLE THATS IN THE WAY OF THE TREE THATS YOURS TO TAKE. BILLION'S OF YEAR'S OF EXISTENCE OF EARTH HAS FINALLY ALLOWED HER KING TO BE BORN AND ITS THE GUY WITH THE MOST MONEY, HE GETS TO BE IN CHARGE, AND HE THINKS WOMEN SHOULDNT BE ALLOWED TO DRINK LIQUIDS WITHOUT THERE HUSBANDS PERMISSION. THE LONGER THIS SITUATION CONTINUES THE BRIGHTER THE FLAME WHEN THE RICH AND THEIR HOARDED WEALTH ARE ALL BURNED FOR FUEL AND PLEASURE- DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
FUCK IT - dashare.zone ADMIN
this is exactly what being 35 feels like
the holy trinity The Felt is not The Hand is not The Henson Spirit. But together...they are Muppet.
had a very respectful chat about theology tonight
Skeleton is a fun sport because it's named after the part of you that you will destroy if you do it wrong. I would say that all sports should follow this naming convention, but most of them would be called Knees.
KINDLY FARMER: Come on inside, Dick. Martha has a hot plate for you.
DON DRAPER: (shoveling a pile of manure) Thanks, Hank. You've taught me something important about the human condition.
[later]
BUCKTOOTHED RUBE ON TV: Dove soap can even wash the shit off my stupid country ass
FARMER: what the hell
If Valentine's Day isn't your thing, the good news is that it's my grandma's 90th birthday so you can celebrate that instead.
Three panel comic. Panel 1: baby monkeys in overalls jumping on a bed, having fun. Panel 2: one of the monkeys falls over the edge of the bed, reaching out as he falls. Panel 3: one of the other monkeys, now looking super buff and badass, grabs him by the arm to save him heroically. “Monkey Stronger Together.”
