Unclench your jaw
14.07.2025 21:09
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Unclench your jaw
When the Vampire Weekend biopic is finally made I'd like to pitch Christopher Abbott as Ezra Koenig
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Wow! Thanks, Instagram!
I swear if I lived in the tropics I would explode
Oh and do you like playlists? Because
open.spotify.com/playlist/4ms...
Made myself an iced coffee. Took a sip and, for fully two seconds, was enraged that my coffee had "already gone cold".
What the hell are you doing there get back here
TOO HOT STOP IT NOW
Parenting update:
10: "Don't kick Mummy's vagina!"
7: "I will! I will kick it OFF!"
Walking past the Wetherspoons at 8am today I saw AT LEAST 20 Gregs from White Lotus Season 3.
MAY THE FIRST BE WITH YOU!!!1 happy starwor day! #maythefirstbewithyou #happystarworday
Movie poster: Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death.
Guys, the Avocado Jungle of Death is so lovely this time of year. Don't let the name put you off. Or all the cannibal women featured in this quality documentary.
What are the instructions to my alarm clock trying to tell me?
JIMBO! I'm acceptable. How are yooou?
Which was pretty nasty!
I haven't taken an Uber in a while, but a ride involving zero sexual harrassment was rare in my experience.
Gooseberries are a pretty nasty fruit, as it goes. As Jeanette Winterson wrote.
Was it fruit?! I thought it was "food". Which doesn't clear it up at all, either.
It's been almost 40 years and I still don't know what a "nasty car" is or why Janet Jackson doesn't like them youtu.be/ujnq2v6R02U?...
Joyful internet typo of the day:
Are you well?
Kat!
@nicander.bsky.social Boss!
Super pumped for you! X
@mhairim.bsky.social SLOW HORSES SERIES 5?! Amayyyzin!
👆 #TheLonelyIsland break down Ras Trent with Seth Myers www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLQb...
