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People have argued over this for centuries but pretty sure I can crack this today on bluesky via sarcasm.

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Hand over your backyard, I am no longer asking.

07.03.2026 12:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You have to admit, it is fun, chopping things up, screaming

07.03.2026 09:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Doing the Marie Kondo thing and saying "thank you for the industrial revolution" and throwing coal away. A 500 year love affair.

05.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Even the standfirst on this is brutal.

04.03.2026 23:22 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

They showed me photos of drones they made at school technology club. Fibreglass and everything.

05.03.2026 13:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I was hanging out with Bulgarians last night and they were saying how nice the last few years without government has been

05.03.2026 13:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Bulgaria is using the euro now. All problems solved. Corruption over. Please get with the programme.

05.03.2026 13:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's absolutely not a strawman. Loads of people think they're useless.

05.03.2026 12:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is quite a chart.
- 1995-2005 - *massive* house price growth.
- Last 20 years - house prices broadly flat, in real terms. www.thetimes.com/article/9302...

05.03.2026 12:15 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
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Wealthy Dubai residents race back to UAE to avoid tax bills Some risk spending too few days in the emirate and too many in the UK

Tax exiles stuck in London desperately trying to get *back* to Dubai to avoid becoming tax resident in the UK? Just great stuff. giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...

05.03.2026 11:55 πŸ‘ 3915 πŸ” 1212 πŸ’¬ 202 πŸ“Œ 325

Suddenly, its turns out that it is not smart to arrogantly shit on an ally that has learned how to down 200 Shaheds every single night and then wipe out and oil refinery or a military airfield with a handful of cheap drones.

05.03.2026 09:41 πŸ‘ 2602 πŸ” 581 πŸ’¬ 64 πŸ“Œ 33

Less obscure now Rupert Lowes using it frequently.

05.03.2026 09:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is incredible.

04.03.2026 09:53 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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It's just this

03.03.2026 10:44 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Watling Street effect in full view.

03.03.2026 10:37 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Would you have switched off your safe and functional nuclear power plants?

03.03.2026 09:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me: How long?

Zach: Not long

Me: [nodding]

Zach: Because what you reap is what you sow

Me: [nodding much more now]

02.03.2026 22:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

John COINtrane.

02.03.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œEverything on the site is treated like COVID waves. They talk about AI like it’s COVID.” this is a brilliant observation

02.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 64 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Straits only do this when very distressed

02.03.2026 21:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've actually had an incredible idea for a ska revival jukebox musical for the west end. I am but seeking founders and then I'll be on Drury Lane.

02.03.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Ska? Ska will never die.

02.03.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

🎢 Yes I've been to the year 3,000. Not much has changed but the NEC has blocked a challenge from Andy Burnham. 🎢

02.03.2026 20:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Does anybody want to travel to 2004 and start a band.

02.03.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry I realise this (admittedly absolute banger of a skeet) was based on a total misreading of your original skeet. I apologise. You did not say ray.

02.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine you're a mathematician in the US, part of an Iranian sleeper cell ready to strike the great satan. HOWEVER, the big AI boom has been amazing for you. You've just put down a downpayment on a row house in San Jose...what do you do?

02.03.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do we need Tom Forth stooping so low as to fill up seven separate bins?

02.03.2026 20:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought the fishing and shipping fleet itself did most of the ocean stuff too.

02.03.2026 20:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I saw Ayatollah Death Ray support the pigeon detectives at Koko back in the day.

02.03.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You know what they say about Venice "stunning architecture but oh! the peanuts."

02.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0