Promo poster for Chris Fleming’s “Live at the Palace” special
Don’t mind me, just cackling alone in my house to jokes I saw in person a year ago. I love him SO MUCH.
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Promo poster for Chris Fleming’s “Live at the Palace” special
Don’t mind me, just cackling alone in my house to jokes I saw in person a year ago. I love him SO MUCH.
I don’t know about organizing, but I can tell you that $9 Costco prosecco won’t give you a migraine and Red Bull F1’s new team principal is a silver fox who went through a phase in the late aughts best described as “satanic Bono.”
Random Man at Grocery Store: Hello, how are you?
Me, in my head: I am old! You have to leave me alone now! I work from home and no longer have social skills! How dare you interrupt me while I’m choosing a sandwich!
Me, out loud: oh hi
This is who runs this account
Monochromatic black cross stitch of Log Dog Samplers’ pattern The Seventh Wave
Latest #crossstitch is finished! This is The Seventh Wave by Log Dog Samplers (yes, those are chickens riding a surfboard)
Power went out at 1:00. Went to get food that didn’t have to be cooked (and wine!). Kroger like an apocalypse movie: Madonna’s “Take a Bow” playing over an empty produce section.
Power back at 6:30. Had Trash Feast anyway: Gardettos, trail mix, protein bar, wine.
Am America’s bougiest raccoon.
Update: power’s out. Cross stitching by the light of a head mounted flashlight 🤣
Checking in from the Snowpocalypse: still have power (keeps flickering though), tree in the front yard is coated with ice and looks very goth. Very likely that everyone’s garage doors are frozen shut, given the noises I am hearing.
Winona Ryder at the end of Heathers looking like she has walked through the end of the world
Rolling into 2026 like
A Siamese mix staring intently from a cat tree at eye level. He wants attention and he’s going to get it no matter what
Normalize including a picture of a cat laser-staring when you have to send an email to remind someone that you still need a response.
A Siamese mix resting his cheek floofs on the edge of a plastic box full of cross stitch supplies
Today on “How Is That Comfortable?”: Pavi using my cross stitch supply box as a pillow. Again.
Got my hearing checked, and I can confirm that my ears are fine and my coworkers need to annunciate. I can’t wait to be smug and insufferable about this on Monday! 🙌🎉
What do you mean Outlook has no automatic reply for “Out Of Motivation”?
we were out hill-walking once when I was a teenager, and a little grey cat started following us in the village, then followed us all the way up the hill. we stopped for a picnic and she came to curl up and sit in our laps. when we went down to the village again she meowed and went her own way.
A Siamese mix cat curled up in a ball and sleeping on a self-heating mat
Pavi doesn’t loaf, but he does make a nice sourdough. Happy #Caturday to all who celebrate.
When this person was in school, I bet they started all of their essays with dictionary definitions of the essay topic.
I have joined Substack. Everything I write is free, and I don’t really know how it works. It’s full of cool, smart people. I hope I don’t get kicked off for being a ding dong. open.substack.com/pub/evilamy
Person on ring app: complains about loud cars street racing.
Everyone in comments proceeds to summarize Fast & Furious plots while OP remains clueless, asks for car descriptions.
Gen X women have had it. We are dealing with elderly parents, work drama, 401k worries, crumbling bodies, inflation, misogyny, and Dave Navarro no longer hosting Ink Master.
Our patience is as thin as our eyebrows. Be nice.
Gary Oldman as Dracula: Bumpit devotee
This should be in the Smithsonian
How am I just now finding out that David Copperfield is an absolute banger? Brb, going down a Dickensian rabbit hole, which will probably contain many, many orphans.
A Siamese cat lounging on a sofa, blissfully aware that he doesn’t have to help put up Christmas decorations
Oh to be a cat, napping on the couch while Christmas decorating happens around you and you get to nap #catSky #caturday
A colorpoint cat sleeping with bunny paws
Pavi wishes you a very chill #Caturday
I suddenly have a wish for my mom to refer to me as “our evilest one.”
We have officially made it to October! Congratulations everybody! youtu.be/nJROKaZJgbI?...
The “Cayuga’s Waiters” episode of Campus Files starts out as an episode about acapella groups and ends up being about how toxic masculinity hurts everyone. The interview with Mickey is excellent. open.spotify.com/episode/3mYb...
The front of an old JoAnn Fabrics with its lettering covered by a Spirit Halloween banner
The circle of life is complete: JoAnn is now Spirit Halloween
In her role as “goth teen in the family portrait.”
Shabba Doo in his iconic role as Ozone in Breakin‘
We have a code orange air quality warning due to high ozone levels and all I can think of is Ozone from Breakin‘