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LaZy James

@j-meeeeee

Slacker. ADHD is my super power! Writer of Code & Fiction: Fed-up, smart-ass. Director of Emotional Stability for the 3rd Oblong. X-Minus One. OG Science Fiction is the BEST. Oh, I'm sorry. Did I assassinate your penguin?

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Anyone know the order of the first five Rocky movies?

10.03.2026 02:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What's buzz'n, cuz'n?

Every human alive today is at least a 100th cousin. Obviously many of us are much, much closer.

What'd ya say we have us big 'ol family BBQ when cousin DJT dies?

Who coming?

09.03.2026 18:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Markwayne wasn't his first choice.
Someone talked him out of Nicki Minaj.

09.03.2026 15:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Read a few threads on here from people comparing their mental illness. Really? Mental Illness is NOT a fucking competition.

09.03.2026 14:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Friend: You two have been married for how long?

Her: 33 years.

Friend: Wow that's a long time. What's your secret?

Me: A great sense of humor.

Friend: Which one of you is funniest?

Me: [looks at her] Me.

Her: [Rolls eyes, shakes head] Gawwd NO!

09.03.2026 14:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Sheena Easton - Sugar Walls (Official Music Video)
Sheena Easton - Sugar Walls (Official Music Video) YouTube video by Sheena Easton

Sheena Easton sings about female body parts in a song written by Prince. And we danced to this at High School.

09.03.2026 14:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Remember when Daniel-san beat up those kids in karate, then beat Satan in a blues guitar showdown, and then went back and beat up that other kid in karate again? That was AWESOME.

09.03.2026 14:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Relax (Official Video)
Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Relax (Official Video) YouTube video by FGTHVEVO

Sage advice for the 16-year old.
I had the T-shirt.
Didn't everyone?

09.03.2026 13:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 13:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jimmy cracked porn and I don't care

09.03.2026 01:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn. I was gonna use that hour we lost today to fix my life.

09.03.2026 00:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not unless you like getting throat punched.

08.03.2026 23:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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08.03.2026 20:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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08.03.2026 20:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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08.03.2026 20:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hapy Sundy ever body!

08.03.2026 20:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've been married to the same woman for over 30 years and celebrate Women's Day EVERY day. Glad for it too.

08.03.2026 16:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Teletubbies?

08.03.2026 06:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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08.03.2026 06:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Put that fucking PEDO in prison! They'll LOVE him there!

08.03.2026 01:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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08.03.2026 00:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Lady Elk.
Cannon Beach, Oregon.

07.03.2026 22:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Isn't it funny that the people who bitch and moan that Shop Class is no longer taught in school are the ones who voted to not fund it?

07.03.2026 20:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was today years old when I learned using today years old was a cliche.

07.03.2026 19:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 15:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't. But when you do. Pretend you didn't.

07.03.2026 15:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wow. I guess the really popular people on here have more important shit to say than the less popular people.

That's how it works, right?

I finished high school a long time ago.

07.03.2026 03:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Cain't even even git ARE at the drive thru no more. This really is the enda times.

07.03.2026 02:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The vegans must pay!

07.03.2026 02:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You be me for awhile and I'll be you

07.03.2026 02:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0