Grotbags
“The piercing menace of my eyes is greatly enhanced by consuming dung beetles.”
~Helen Lederer #quote
08.03.2026 22:47
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Grotbags
“The piercing menace of my eyes is greatly enhanced by consuming dung beetles.”
~Helen Lederer #quote
James Woods
“My earwax smells kind of sweaty, but that bitter taste is hard to beat.”
~Kevin Bacon #quote
Today is Bandcamp Friday.
Captain Swarthy
“Paper towels? What’s wrong with sandpaper?”
~Nick Knowles #quote
@mredbyrne.bsky.social Have you ever peed into an apple juice carton and snuck it into @daraobriain.bsky.social’s fridge?
@mredbyrne.bsky.social Have you ever slipped a year out of date packet of bacon in @daraobriain.bsky.social's fridge?
😂😂😂
Kurt Russell
Thanks again to @markhamillofficial.bsky.social for his endorsement of our used bubble gum business #ChewToo.
#SecondhandIsNotSoBland TM
@mredbyrne.bsky.social Have you ever encouraged Ivermectin for @daraobriain.bsky.social?
Matthew Kelly
“Felicity Kendal told me that she suffered female genital mutilation as a child.
I offered to cut off one of her facial warts and glue it on where her bean should be.
She slapped me.”
~Lee Mack #quote
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New episode of “In Silico” for @campradio.bsky.social airs this evening. A mix full of dark and light shades as we edge closer to spring.
Episode 36 goes live at 8pm.
8pm GMT / 9pm CET
Tune in ⬇️
listen.camp
@mredbyrne.bsky.social Have you ever texted @daraobriain.bsky.social, warning him of a deadly virus that makes you hear high pitched voices, then phoned him while inhaling helium?
John Lithgow
“Who is the fishiest member of the Friends cast?
Lisa Cod Roe.”
~Daniel Day-Lewis #quote
Bradley Walsh
“Who is the most blighted ‘A Good Heart’ singer?
Fungal Sharkey.”
~Tony Hadley #quote
I have opinions on this track released today. I was brought up being told that if you haven't got anything good to say, you shouldn't say anything, so I won't.
Guten Tag, schöne Sophie 🖤🩷🖤
@mredbyrne.bsky.social Have you ever made lollipops out of salt instead of sugar and offered them to @daraobriain.bsky.social?
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social Mr Hamill, I demand you put on rubber pants immediately.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Normal service will now resume, so back to the lolz.
Julie Andrews
"My burps taste like Plasticine and my farts are eggy."
~Joan Collins #quote
Stacey Dooley
"Andrew Tate? He's my nephew and I'm very proud of him!"
~Catherine Tate #quote
Shabba!
Marlon Brando
“Why did the man press his lips on his rooster?
He was just sucking his cock.”
~Sylvester Stallone #quote
The trends on Bluesky are hand picked with an agenda.
For real trends, follow @trending-en.bsky.social.
😂
Wisest response here.
The world's first Bionic Eye to restore vision in the blind [via Monash U] 🧪🥼🤖👁️🧠📶
"the system bypasses damaged optic nerves, directly sending visual signals to the brain’s vision centre"
dig.watch/updates/aust...
#Gennaris #Bionic #Vision #visual #cortex #interface #wireless #brain #implants
Dennis Waterman
"Which US national intelligence director is famed for their ability to stash swords or rifles?
Tulsi Scabbard."
~Jerome Flynn #quote
Which Outnumbered star, who is famous for comedy, also starred alongside George Cole in the TV series Minder?
Hugh Dennis Waterman.