Aaww, look at all your pets, so cozy!

Fictional publication that says "The Garlic Press: Peeling Back 'Merica's Stinky Layers" at the top, with an image of a red baseball had with white writing that says "Ugh, How Will I defend Blatant Racism Now?", with a Headline underneath that says "BREAKING NEWS: President Trump Modernizes ancient Racism So It Can Be Liked, Shared, and No Longer Defended". At the bottom it says "by Donny B. Trippin".

Old school racist propaganda is back on the menu in the White House now. DT wanted his blatant racism to no longer be misunderstood.

#fascism #racistpropaganda #authoritarianism #someonetakehiscomputeraway #undefendable #thegarlicpress

Fictional publication headline that says "the Garlic Press: Peeling Back 'Merica's Stinky Layers". There is an image of the president looking at the camera, holding a piece of paper that says "Executive Order 2+2=5" with a signature under it, and a headline that says "Executive Order Rewrites Math Curriculum: Truth Is a Suggestion, Not a Sum. Calculators Recalled for Spreading Misinformation". the bottom of the page says "by Norman B. Lyon".

Alternative arithmetic based on vibes and ideology being introduced to schools. #alternativefacts #fascism #authoritarianism #potusbelyin #executiveorder #thegarlicpress

Publication titled "the Garlic Press: Peeling Back 'Merica's Stinky Layers", with an image of Vladimir Putin with a little smirk as he eats a taco. The title below the image says "Kremlin Cancels Lunch Summit After Putin Claims: 'Sorry, Just Crushed a Taco'." The author says "by Ivana Chalupa"

Thank goodness for the incompetent staff at the White Haus or we wouldn't have learned this gem. #fascism #authoritarianism #TACO #thegarlicpress #putincrushesataco

Fictional publication with a title of "the Garlic Press: Peeling Back 'Merica's Stinky Layers". There is a cartoon image with two panels, the one on the left shows four brown men handcuffed and in orange jumpsuits, being lead through a door that says "deport" by three mean looking ICE agents, with the other panel shows an older white woman with brown hair, in a blue jumpsuit and is not handcuffed, lead through a door that says "pardon" by one smiling ICE agent that has given her cash.

The president is considering not being so tough on criminal immigrants. Stay tuned.

#thegarlicpress #deepstatedonnie #immigrationcrackdown #releasetheepsteinfiles #pedopresident

picture of a young adult man with dark hair smiling while drinking a red can of soda that says "Cane Sugar Soda" and reading some pages that say "Epstein File (private, confidential, & non-existent), by: O. Bummer, J. Commie, and Crooked Biden",, with a headline that says " MAGA and Libs Agree: Cold Cane Sugar Soda Pairs Best With Dreams of Reading the Epstein Files, by Deep State Donnie", and with a title that says "the Garlic Press 'Peeling Back 'Merica's Stinky Layers'"

A rare meeting of the minds between MAGA and libs.

#thegarlicpress #epsteinfiles #deepstatedonnie #deepstate #nothingtoseehere #maga #libs

An American flag with a statement that says "I am a patriot. Freedom means justice for all, not just some. I hold America to its highest ideals. My dissent is loyalty. Our strength is in our diversity. Democracy doesn't defend itself. Equality is non-negotiable. I fight for the country we can become. I am a patriot - and I love this country enough to demand better."

Stay strong on this 4th of July. Time to reclaim the flag and what it means to be a patriot.

#reclaimtheflag #patriotismwithpurpose #4thofjuly #equalityforall #diversityisourstrength

Bronze scale showing the word "need" on the left and the word "greed" on the right, with green being much heavier and closer to the ground.

"No longer will we try to hide it" is the new motto of the United States.

#greed #fear #evil #whitehouse #republicans #racism #sexism #nationalism #fascism #democracyisdying #egoovercountry #fragilemasculinity #latestagecapitalism #garlicpress

Cartoon of a toddler like Donald Trump and Elon Musk fighting fighting with each other and crying, with a statement that says no one can ever say again that women are too emotional for politics.

Man babies not getting their way. #manbabyinchief #manbabiesfighting #oligarchproblems

But his group chat!
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A modern orange US president wearing an 18th-century navy and orange suit holding a bunch of eggs while smirking and oblivious. There is a headline that says "Let Them Eat Eggs! Scrambled Policies, Fried Wallets: The President's Recipe for Disaster. by E Benedict Inflation". The title of the publication is "the Garlic Press: Peeling Back 'Merica's Stinky Layers"

You can boil them, fry them, saute them, bake them, mix them in cake, brownies, or custard, devil them, add them to soup or stirfry, or throw them on someone's house.

#oligarchy #fascism #democracyisdying #egoovercountry #fragilemasculinity #latestagecapitalism #eggs #potus #obtuse #garlicpress

Picture of a ticket booth in the middle of a street, where the buildings are blurred on the sides, where the ticket booth says "1 Billion Dollars" and "Human Rights"

Nothing says "life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness'" like a $1,000,000,000 price tag!

#broligarchy #oligarchy #fascism #democracyisdying #egoovercountry #fragilemasculinity #tinywilly #garlicpress

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There’s a reason everything feels like chaos right now. It’s not an accident—it’s a strategy. What Trump & his enablers are doing follows the Shock Doctrine: create relentless crises, overload people’s ability to process events, then exploit the confusion to consolidate power.

#ShockDoctrine

Fuuuccckkk...here we go. The US is not going to get stronger with isolation. The Trump regime is going to hurt all of us. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Vaccines do not cause autism.
RFK Jr. has profited off this lie for 25 years.

Most recently? His employees self-funded & published a “study” claiming this, even though decades of data show NO link between vaccines & autism.

Read the details at ImmunoLogic:
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It's only been a week but feels like a lifetime. This administration feels like a black hole where democracy, decency, and truth go to die.
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It's nice to see billionaires using their wealth for good.
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🤬😡😖

JFC 🤬

Uugh…so devastating. 😢

Starter 💙💙💙

Petrie dish with orange colored virus in it, which are sitting on top of the American flag.

There's no avoiding getting Long Trump now. Just like long covid, we need to rest so we can fight. Stay kind, we're gonna need each other. Y'all take care of yourselves, it's gonna be a rough ride.

#longcovid #fascism #democracyisdying #covidisreal #covidisnotover #covidcautious #garlicpress