Michael Lanahan

One hopes the studios sue.

But I was told Jared Kushner solved Peace in the Middle East…wait…
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…WAS I LIED TO?!?

"Holy shit, did WE ever make the right decision" - The US Women's Hockey Team

Not that anyone asked or cares, but I will NOT be watching the #SOTU tonight.
I do look forward to next day clips of him sundowning in front of a nation/world.

The ICE surge in Minnesota cost $280M to detain 4k people. Of those- only 30 were accused of violent crimes.

$9 million per capture of the "worst of the worst".

Renee Good and Alex Pretti were unavailable for comment….

In less than a year, Trump erased 12 years of solvency for the trust fund that pays for Medicare Part A | Fortune The CBO estimates that benefit reductions would start at 8% in 2040 and steadily climb to a 10% cut by 2056.

Twelve years stolen from Medicare’s future.

Money collected from workers, promised to the elderly.
Reassigned to those who already have too much.

trump's wealthy donor tax cuts are literally killing us.

The hunger at the top is never satisfied, it only asks who will be trimmed next.

Earthquuuuaaaaake!

I’M NOT CRYING WHILE WATCHING WOMEN’S FREE SKATE!!!! YOU’RE CRYING WHILE WATCHING WOMEN’S FREE SKATE!!!!

Good morning ☕

image from today's hearing

Epstein survivors raise their hands to signal they've been ignored by Trump's DOJ as AG Pam Bondi refuses to look at them

(Roberto Schmidt/AFP via Getty)

FFS. Is anyone in this administration remotely normal?!
And you dipshits had your panties in a bunch over “East-Coast Elites”…

He is the anti-Christ.

Nancy Pelosi warns press freedom is under attack after the arrest of an independent journalist, and on the same day the Washington Post, which is owned by Jeff Bezos, conducted mass layoffs of its reporters and editors worldwide.

“America is in a crisis of conscience.” @pelosi.house.gov

A screenshot of a tweet by Nick Adams (@NickAdamsinUSA), verified, posted about four hours earlier. The tweet claims he overheard several college women at an OrangeTheory gym talking about “Melania” after a workout. He writes that they admired the First Lady’s “class, humanity, and business acumen,” and includes quoted dialogue using slang like “Period sis” and “Slay queen,” saying they were surprised by her intelligence and talent. The tweet continues with a quote claiming the women said President Trump is a good husband and a gentleman and that the media lies about him. It concludes with the author asserting that the film he references has secured the female vote for the GOP in the midterms.

Of all the things in the history of the world that definitely did not happen - this is the pinnacle.

#RIPCatherineOHara. One of the greatest of all time. 💔

Screenshot of TruthSocial post by President Trump complaining that Mayor Frey won't enforce federal immigration law, and calling it a "very serious violation of the Law."

In Printz v. United States, #SCOTUS held that the Constitution bars the federal government from forcing or otherwise compelling local or state governments to enforce federal law.

The liberal squish who wrote the majority opinion in that case? Justice Antonin Scalia:

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OH SNAP!!

Tell me somebody got a license plate.

Please enjoy this quiet lull between being in charge of your own secret police & spending the rest of your natural life in jail for federal crimes against the American population.

Sadly, this is human nature that requires external forces to right the proverbial “ship.”
That force…must be us.
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This whooooole thing is the ‘71 Stanford Prison Experiment writ large. Previously friends & colleagues, students were divided up into prisoners & guards. In an all-too-brief timespan, the guards, left to their own decives, started abusing their power & unjustly punishing prisoners.
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Do these fuckers even work for the National Parks or are they just a bunch of fuckin’ Philly jabronis?!

Middle school with a $20T economy and thousands of nuclear weapons.

Meh…I’m sure the plane & the bruise are just indigestion.

One of the things I’m really struggling with about what’s going on in Minnesota is that if you describe what’s going on in plain, factual ways to someone who’s not paying close attention you sound completely, bugfuck crazy

It's beginning to look like all of those guns Americans buy to keep government in check were only ever bought for school shootings.

I find it necessary these days to affirm the obvious because the descent into fascism is mostly a continuous, not discrete, process so here it goes:

these are internal checkpoints by secret police for what is routine freedom of movement.