Meal Thighmond 💎

a woman is getting her hair done and the words i hate it here are on the screen ALT: a woman is getting her hair done and the words i hate it here are on the screen

The bad time change is tonight

Oh these gas prices going UP up

“ai is literally free healthcare” is like saying “well technically bleach is a liquid so it’s hydration!”

(I also will 🤫)

Pretty decent little day. Errands followed by some shopping and then lunch at snuffers 🍔 couch rotting since. 🫱🏻‍🫲🏽

a football player running on a field with the words that came out of nowhere behind him . ALT: a football player running on a field with the words that came out of nowhere behind him .

Oh!

AWS CEO tries to register a security key

Haha yesss let us see him get autism in real time! 🤪

CEOs eating food content is the genre I didn’t know I needed. Let’s take it a step forward..Budweiser CEO getting hammered? Clorox CEO cleaning a bathroom? Possibilities are endless

an elderly woman in a wheelchair is sitting in front of a counter with a sign that says ' pharmacy ' on it ALT: an elderly woman in a wheelchair is sitting in front of a counter with a sign that says ' pharmacy ' on it

lol naw, as for me and my house- juvie just gonna have to accept this hoverround

Starting to think I’m never gonna make a billion dollars.

a man is carrying another man on his shoulders in front of a garbage can that says city ALT: a man is carrying another man on his shoulders in front of a garbage can that says city

welp, gotta throw all the children away at this point

Still amazing how often the Google AI thing that now pops up as The Most Definitive Answer to millions of questions is based on literally just one Reddit commenter

this is another installment of 'why's dad always mad'
cc: @cooperearljones.bsky.social

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She’s spiritually fired

😂

Markwayne. Why not just name your kid Toilet

i like to say his name like MAR'kwayne, especially bc i know he'd hate it

not that county but a different county of my choosing

little too flashy

word on the streets is that pimpin aint easy!

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its two thumbs at a 45 degree angle toward up!
in any case, anyone that asks me this has to know that we go together now.
(no disrespect to mrs HTRR 🤣)

a man with a beard is asking how 's bragging camp going ? ALT: a man with a beard is asking how 's bragging camp going ?

ohhh wow, someone asks you about your day?

economy is tough

hm, i need to get a better producer